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Phil e-mailed me at the end of last year (my apologies for the delay in putting this up!) with info on his new novel:
isbn: 1876156228
Description: Set in Australia, it gives lots of ideas for a campaign or once-off runs "down under". NPC's are here too.
Check the site and new cover at http://www.tassie.net.au/~pweeks/wochen.html
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Key concepts: war, beauty, Belle Epoque, the
necessity of keeping one's morale up in
difficult times
Attention Conservation Notice: Could keep you
websurfing for months on end.
(((By the time we send out our next Viridian Note,
the United States may be at war. This is a sad and ugly
historical period, so it's time for us Viridians
to mindfully contemplate pretty things.
Such action is a moral necessity.
In the memorable words of Italo Calvino, in his
beautiful book INVISIBLE CITIES:
((("There are two ways to escape the suffering.
The first is easy for many: accept the Inferno
and become such a part of it that you can no
longer see it. The second is risky and demands
constant vigilance and apprehension: seek and learn
to recognize who and what, in the midst of the
Inferno, are not Inferno, then make them endure,
give them space."
(((In this Note we Viridians are vigilantly
giving considerate space and time
to things that are Not-Inferno. If you see one that
you fancy, by all means help make it endure.)))
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(((Okay, yes, that Australian observatory we mentioned
horribly caught fire. But they SAVED THE DATA!)))
"Valuable data collected by the Mt. Stromlo Observatory in Canberra,
Australia were not lost in a firestorm that destroyed the facility
thanks to a 'comprehensive data recovery plan.' Data from the
telescopes had been being sent to a StorageTek 9310 Powderhorn library
at the Canberra campus of the Australian National University (ANU);
administrative and research data had been being backed up regularly
and stored at two separate remote locations."
http://www.zdnet.com.au/newstec....,00.htm
(((Beautiful open-source web-art toys.)))
http://www.levitated.net/daily/index.html
(((London's Design Museum. Stay all day.)))
(((The National Building Museum showcases big, green
buildings.)))
http://www.nbm.org/Exhibits/current/Big_and_Green.html
(((Touchingly retro-prescient art by Boris
Artzybasheff. Stun your friends.)))
http://www.enter.net/~torve/art/artzy/markiii.html
http://www.enter.net/~torve/art/artzy/executive.html
(((Now that you're unemployed, why not write some
science fiction stories for cool pulp magazines?
These lovely relics of a lost media age are barely
surviving today, but people always write for magazines
during Depressions. A great entertainment bargain.
Subscribe now and save them for a later generation!)))
((((Ten bucks a month for your own Linux computer online.)))
(((The strange and provocative WonderWalker.)))
http://wonderwalker.walkerart.org/
(((Hey Baby Boomers. Remember that weird, trippy, British
LP cover art by Roger Dean, on big vinyl "progressive
rock" records of the 1970s? Well, soon you can
LIVE INSIDE IT!)))
(((Bangalore isn't just computer chips. It's also
Indian eco-housing.)))
http://inika.com/chitra/projects.htm
(((Enjoy emergent, bizarre, toroidal circulation
phenomena, and get wasted on Tia Maria liqueur
at the same time. Yes, this stunt has been home-tested
in the Viridian Vatican, and it works.)))
http://www.newscientist.com/lastword/article.jsp?id=lw201
(((Never mind the Bush push on fuel-cells == if you're a
rich guy with a generous tax break, you can buy nifty-keen
fuel-cell desktop toys.)))
http://www.fuelcellstore.com/product....ex.html
(((Solar cells have quietly re-entered the White House.)))
http://www.buildinggreen.com/news/white_house.html
(((Convulsively funny Viridian comic relief from an old Onion article.)))
http://www2.gol.com/users/coynerhm/hippie_update.htm
(((Duncan Stewart of the Viridian Curia remarks: "Decasia is a film for the
Viridian Movement. Deliciously analog. The film is made from black and white
movie clips from the early days of the previous century. All in various
states of corruption, from the celluloid of the film itself to the silver
nitrate which provides the canvas. A stepping stone to
a new level of organic artistry.")))
(((An Arts and Crafts mall. That's right, a mall.)))
http://www.lileks.com/bleat/archive/03/0103/013103.html
((A fun, nifty-keen Danish webgame.)))
http://www.titoonic.dk/products/games/spider/default.html
(((Beautiful, beautiful sunflowers. Our kind, of course.)))
http://www.perpetualocean.com/artpage6/sunflowers.html
(((The 100 most beautiful women in Bollywood cinema. Okay,
there's nothing remotely Viridian about this, but holy Vishnu,
what a swarm of goddesses.)))
http://photogallery.indiatimes.com/cms.dll....1795245
8&type=
(((The vast and awesomely beautiful Eden Project.)))
(((Cities of the future, by students of today.)))
(((Hoberman is making bug toys now.)))
http://www.hoberman.com/fold/grobots/mantis.htm
(((Dead design gizmos are often more beautiful than
the ones that got market traction.)))
http://www.business2.com/articles/mag/0,1640,38426|2,00.html
(((Cosmic scales convey the many consolations of natural philosophy.)))
http://micro.magnet.fsu.edu/primer/java/scienceopticsu/powersof10/
(((An Atlas of Cyberspaces.)))
http://www.cybergeography.org/atlas/whats_new.html
(((The stunningly cosmic Celestia.)))
http://www.shatters.net/celestia/gallery.html
(((The harsh beauty of Mars, under intense and
continuing observation.)))
http://mars.jpl.nasa.gov/mgs/msss/camera/images/index.html
(((Incredible inflatable space architecture. Why not put
them in West Texas?)))
http://www.ilcdover.com/SpaceInf/habitats/transhab.htm
(((Take a carbon-fiber elevator straight into the heavens.)))
http://www.highliftsystems.com/
O=c=O O=c=O O=c=O O=c=O O=c=O O=c=O
A THING OF BEAUTY IS A JOY FOREVER
O=c=O O=c=O O=c=O O=c=O O=c=O O=c=O
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Obviously we cannot condone anyone downloading copyrighted material. Especially Talsorians stuff as they are a very small family company, so go buy the stuff and keep them in business!
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Key concepts: oil riches, economic destabilization,
carbon mining
Attention Conservation Notice: A FORTUNE magazine
article points out that carbon mining has ruined
Venezuela. But why wasn't this helpful tip delivered much
earlier? And what about all those other formerly
prosperous countries massively harmed by corrupt carbon
domination in their centers of government? Not that
we're naming any names.
Links:
It's so bad in Venezuela that even oil technocrats are
really scared. Man, it's hard to be a rich, educated guy
on strike.
http://www.petroleumworld.com/
http://www.alertnet.org/thenews/newsdesk/N26259889
http://www.theglobalist.com/DBWeb/StoryId.aspx?StoryId=2462
Here come the next eager victims *after* Venezuela.
http://www.transparency.org/cgi-bin/dcn-read.pl?citID=51408
Ever seen terrifying, naked, out-of-control class warfare
from immiserated, dirty, semiliterate slum dwellers? Go
see this movie and find out how that worked in America.
http://www.gangsofnewyork.com/
Hey wait, since the North Pole is melting, we don't
need Venezuela any more. We can ship in some handy
Russian oil where there used to be solid ice.
http://www.msnbc.com/news/864942.asp?0bl=-0
But wait! Russia is a carbon-mining state just like
Venezuela, so it doesn't have a workable economy, either.
It's wall-to-wall corrupt energy moguls selling out the
population wholesale! Let's pretend that's really
respectable, though. We don't have much of a choice.
http://www.transparency.org/cgi-bin/dcn-read.pl?citID=51414
Okay Australians: brace yourselves, and check out this
ghastly prediction about what's going down in China.
http://www.commondreams.org/headlines03/0126-07.htm
Source: Fortune magazine, Feb 3, 2003
page 96
http://www.fortune.com/fortune/articles/0,15114,409899,00.html
"The Devil's Excrement"
by Jerry Useem
"'Ten years from now, 20 years from now, you will see,'
former Venezuelan Oil Minister and OPEC co-founder Juan
Pablo Perez Alfonso predicted in the 1970s, 'oil will
bring us ruin.'
(((Well, oil brought Perez Alfonso's nephew some ruin
recently, after he tried to throw a Venezuelan coup and
had to scram to Florida. Perez Alfonso himself died
years ago in Maryland of pancreatic cancer.)))
http://www.sptimes.com/2002...._.shtml
"It was an oddball statement at a time when oil was
bringing Venezuela unprecedented wealth == the
government's 1973 revenues were larger than all previous
years combined, raising hopes that the black gold would
catapult Venezuela straight to First World status. But
Perez Alfonso had a different name for oil: 'the devil's
excrement.'
"Today he seems a prophet. When it hit the jackpot,
Venezuela had a functioning democracy and the highest per-
capita income on the continent. Now it has a state of
near civil-war and a per-capita income lower than its 1960
level. (((Venezuela also has a screwed-up climate and is
badly polluted, but who's counting.)))
Far from an anomaly, Venezuela is a classic example
of that economists call the 'natural resource curse.' A
1995 analysis of developing countries by Jeffrey Sachs and
Andrew Warner found that the more an economy relies on
mineral wealth, the lower its growth rate. Venezuela
isn't poor despite its oil riches == it's poor because of
them."
(((Read it 'n' weep. This Sachs-Warner thing is 8 years
old. Ever heard of it before? Me neither.)))
http://papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.cfm?abstract_id=225459
"How could that be? For the same reason so many
entertainers go bankrupt. (((Hey, at least we make people
laugh, fella.))) Showered with sudden windfalls,
governments start spending like rock stars, creating
programs that are hard to undo when oil prices fall. And
because nobody wants to pay taxes to a government that's
swimming in petrodollars == 'In Venezuela only the stupid
pay taxes,' a former President once said == the state
finds itself living beyond its means. (((Boy,
irresponsible deficits like that would never happen in
America. Rich people get no tax breaks, either.)))
"A cycle begins. The economy can't absorb the sudden
influx of money, causing wages and prices to inflate the
the nation's currency to appreciate (by an average of 50
percent, according to a World Bank economist's study)."
Link:
(((Euros now worth more than dollars. My goodness me.)))
"That makes it harder for local manufacturers to
compete. Incentives, meanwhile, become wildly distorted.
When free money is flowing out of the ground, people who
might otherwise start a business or do something
innovative instead busy themselves angling for a share of
the spoils. Why slog it out in a low-margin industry when
steering some oil business toward a contact could make you
a millionaire? Thus a deadly double dynamic: a ballooning
public sector, a withering private one." (((Unless you
are Enron, in which case you innovate in angling for
spoils, while privatizing the public sector. No wonder
FORTUNE loved those guys for years on end.)))
"Eventually you're 16th-century Spain. (((Do we
really have to stretch this far for a cogent comparison?
The US National Security Council is chock-a-block with oil
people))) It too, once struck it rich on gold (not the
black kind) from the Americas. Its monarchs spent like
loons, ((nice turn of phrase there))) expanding the army
15-fold, creating an elaborate patronage system and
sending conquistadores in search of El Dorado.
(((This piece is so politically touchy that it reads
like an Aesop's fable. 'You see, one king is a kind of
log, while the other king is a kind of stork, and....')))
"(...). While inflation and currency appreciation
slowly killed industry and agriculture, a parasitic class
of noblemen lived off gold money (think of Saudi Arabia's
idle princes) (((hereditary nobleman unknown in American
politics, thankfully))) waiting for the next ship to come
in. By the time the ships stopped coming, Spain wasn't
able to feed itself, forcing it to declare bankruptcy
eight times and finishing it as a world power."
(((For a rather less business-friendly economic analysis,
check out this Hazel Henderson jeremiad on a Venezuelan
website.)))
Link:
http://www.petroleumworld.com/story0263.htm
"But the Midas myth dies hard. 'This is a country
that can never, ever sustain itself on oil,' Terry Lynn
Karl, author of 'The Paradox of Plenty: Oil Booms and
Petro-States,' says of Venezuela. 'But everyone from the
President to the poor believes it can.' And therein lies
the trap."
(((Looks like the peace for oil is even more debilitating
than the war for oil.)))
Link:
http://www.ucpress.edu/books/pages/5599.html
"President Hugo Chavez rode popular rage into office
by focussing on corruption. But what neither he nor
anyone else will face up to is this: oil is not an
economy. (((!))) Creative economic activities have
spillover effects that become self-sustaining. Oil spills
only into a barrel == and from there usually into the
hands of a favored few. That's the real reason
Venezuela's productivity growth has been roughly half the
Latin American average."
(((It might be useful to have a word with people on the
coast about Spain about where that oil spills.)))
"Can the curse be avoided? A few smaller countries:
Malaysia, Norway, Mauritius == curbed its worst effects by
spending slowly and using the money to diversify their
economies. In Venezuela oil still accounted for 80
percent of exports before a devastating strike made even
that scarce. As a 16th-century Spanish economist said of
his homeland, 'What makes her poor is her wealth' == a
suitable lament for Venezuelans who have been waiting so
long for their ship to come in."
(((So the answer to the debilitating oil disease is to get
those lazy decadent locals to work a lot harder. I have
another suggestion. How about using less oil?)))
O=c=O O=c=O O=c=O O=c=O
OIL IS NOT AN ECONOMY
O=c=O O=c=O O=c=O O=c=O
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Key concepts: Viridian commentary, massive wildfires,
climate change, capital of Australia, Khaki Green,
Kyoto Treaty, John Howard
Attention Conservation Notice: Various interested
Viridian parties weigh in on the subject of the recent
fires around the capital of Australia. Over 2,700
words. The earlier note was painful, ugly and scary,
but this one is worse. Large numbers of dense, brain-
clogging links.
Links:
I asked Viridians for pictures of that molten observatory,
and I got 'em. And much more.
http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2003/01/19/1042911270928.html
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/2676247.stm
http://news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,3600,231203,00.jpg
http://abc.net.au/news/galleries/2003/actfires/pages/pic18.htm
http://abc.net.au/news/galleries/2003/actfires/pages/default.htm
"What a small tactical nuke might look like:"
http://www.citynews.com.au/bushfire/index.html
http://sres.anu.edu.au/associated/fire/index.html
The molten Observatory's rare pink-tailed legless lizard:
http://www.stewarts.org/viridian
The Australian, global-warming, giant squid peril:
http://abc.net.au/news/2002/08/item20020801151043_1.htm
http://www.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/sailing/01/15/kersauson.ppl/index.html
The Great Barrier Grief:
http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2003/01/19/1042911270265.html
http://www.upi.com/view.cfm?StoryID=20030121-091056-6571r
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From: Joseph Hope <joseph.hope*anu.edu.au>
Date: Sun Jan 19, 2003 11:34:21 PM US/Central
To: Bruce Sterling <bruces@well.com>
Subject: Re: Viridian Note 00358: Canberra in Flames
"Dear Bruce,
"Long time Viridian reader, first time commenter.
"I'm a resident in Canberra, and was on alert to
defend my house yesterday, as my suburb is on the edge on
Canberra between the two main parts that are burning. It
was still standing as of this morning, and I'm having a
day off due to a favourable wind direction.
(((Congratulations on surviving, Dr. Hope, we are glad
to have you with us.)))
"I admire a ruthless dedication to the cause of
highlighting global warming, and Viridian notes have
provided many good links to evidence that has found its
way into my first year university physics lectures,
whether it strictly belongs there or not. However, the
fires around Canberra can't honestly be called a
Greenhouse event.
(((Oh yes indeed they can! Watch me.)))
Link:
http://swiftek.modwest.com/cana/bush/global_warming.htm
http://www.cana.net.au/bush/forests.htm
http://abc.net.au/science/news/stories/s763013.htm
"The Australian bush, particularly in this area, is
*supposed* to have a devastating fire every few decades.
It's how the trees germinate, which is why they're so fire
resistant, and produce so much flammable forest litter
which can be started by lightning strike. I'd call this a
very natural event.
(((That is true. And it *used* to be very natural.
Greenhouse events are weather events. But they are
startlingly huge, historically unprecedented events that
overwhelm conventional disaster-relief infrastructures.
That is how one knows them. It's not like the Australian
sky suddenly rains Dr. Seuss oobleck.)))
Link:
http://www.terrifictoy.com/store/oobleck.html
"What's so funny is that so many people were wandering
around saying 'I didn't think this could ever happen.'
'It feels so surreal'. The same sorts of things people
say whenever there's a very predictable natural or
political disaster.
(((I rather doubt I find that any more genuinely
funny than you do. Yes, people do make banal remarks like
that sometimes. They probably breed lame cliches during
the collapse of their civilization, maybe, for that too
is also all too predictable. It's right there in the
historical records, what's left of 'em.)))
Link:
http://www.viridiandesign.org/notes/226-
250/00249_cultures_killed_by_climate.html
"The big climate related topic here in Australia is
the drought. It's old news, but it just keeps growing.
(((I see. Well, Australia is mostly desert, so if
Australia becomes 100 percent desert, that's likely a
trifling statistic that wouldn't necessarily suggest a
climate problem to a scientifically objective observer.)))
"It's not treatable by throwing a little money at it,
or even a lot of money at it. Over-irrigation is leading
to land-busting salination, which is much worse than
desert. Australia has always been largely water-poor, and
our entire agricultural industry could really die over the
next decade. As could most of our inland towns. (((You
heard it here first, ladies and gentlemen. Deserts cover
the Australian ruins.)))
Link:
http://www.abc.net.au/rural/drought2002/
"The drought may be partially responsible for the
severity of the bushfire, but it's a growing crisis that
may ultimately blow such piddling problems as a few
burning houses out of the, uh, sand. (((And what's
responsible for that drought? "El Nino." And what's
responsible for El Nino? It's "natural," but happens more
and more often with more and more severity.)))
"Invading Iraq, an ex-trade partner on the other side
of the world, to secure some oil for some other country,
may become even less appealing to the Australian public.
The two sound bites from the Prime Minister on TV last
night were (this is as close to verbatim as I can manage,
but from memory):
"1. These fires are the worst I have seen.
"2. It's as though Canberra is being ATTACKED from
the TERROR of the bushfire.
"He's desperately trying to create emotional links
between this and a desperate need to fight back against
the nasty weather. With guns. In, presumably, Iraq."
(((War is the health of the state, unless the capital is
on fire, in which case Khaki Green emergency relief is the
health of the state.)))
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Dr. Joseph Hope
joseph.hope*anu.edu.au
Dept. of Physics, Faculty of Science,
Australian National University,
Canberra, ACT 0200, AUSTRALIA
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From: Scott McPhee <scot*autonomous.org>
Date: Sun Jan 19, 2003 10:15:31 PM US/Central
To: Bruce Sterling <bruces*well.com>
Subject: Re: Viridian Note 00358: Canberra in Flames
Bruce,
"I must take issue with your wholesale description of
this as a 'Greenhouse event'.
(((Quite a few Australian Viridians took surprising
issue with this description. Not one person from
any other country did, though. And no Australians
protested about any Greenhouse unlikeliness when I
cataloged giant monsoons in Houston and ferocious tempests
in Paris. Everybody worldwide knows that the Greenhouse
Effect is hurting *other people.* You know, *them.*)))
"Regardless of Prime Minister Howard's culpability in
failing to approve even the fig-leaf of Kyoto treaty, the
fires are *not caused* by Greenhouse. They are perfectly
natural events that are turned into human tragedy because
of where we place our cities."
(((Look, cities are supposed to be placed where the
vegetation grows. Those are the places on Earth where
humans can survive. It won't be very practical to place
new Australian cities on those climate-dead Great Barrier
coral reefs where the flames can't reach them.)))
"The Australian bush has had fires ever since human
settlement tens of thousands of years ago, at least. Many
native plant species cannot reproduce without fire.
Eucalyptus burns especially well; it has evolved
to do that. The same thing applies to the El Nino drought
that we are having. Evidence suggests this has been going
on for thousands of years. (((Yes indeed it has. But
it's getting worse. More trees burn much faster and
hotter.)))
"Recent human agricultural activity (NB pine forests
are not natural in Australia, *plantation* is a more
accurate term) has exacerbated the drought, but did not
*cause* the drought. The drought is a natural cycle.
(((No it isn't. It is a formerly natural cycle being
driven to killer extremes.)))
"Far closer to home than the Greenhouse effect, are
the inappropriate farming and land management techniques
which are only now changing, and slowly at that.
(((There is nothing "closer to home" than the Greenhouse
effect. Everyone and everything on the planet is
breathing it, everywhere, all the time.)))
"While these techniques certainly contribute to
Greenhouse, they *directly* cause the severe land
salination and environmental degradation that comes with
the drought. Next year there will be massive floods. No
change from 1000 years ago; except that by clearing
forest, the floods are worse than they would be.
(((Australians want to reform their local land practices.
They are used to that, because it's practical, patriotic
and politically feasible. When it comes to stopping the
global Greenhouse though, Australians aren't helping much,
least of all helping themselves. Australia's national
government is worse than useless here.)))
"The same with the fires. Much more prescient to look
at Australians' love of building big, sprawling suburban
cities which extend right into the bush."
(((Well, as I remarked in the inaugural Viridian
speech back in 1998, the longer it takes you to catch on
to this, the more prescient I get.)))
"Then we go and re-plant as much of the bush as
possible into our suburbs. While Canberra was *designed*
that way, most of our other cities have been extensively
'greened' over the past three decades and have ended up
that way by default.
(((So what's the practical alternative to "greened"
cities? Browner and blacker cities? Those are on the
way, presumably.)))
"On the fringes of the city, you'll find many houses
with backyard fences right up against national park or
nature reserves. Put into context with the natural
cyclical drought, a forest environment that has evolved to
be dependant on fire, the removal indigenous 'firestick
farming' practices which kept fires numerous and small
instead of infrequent and huge, and you get the picture of
Australian summer bushfires which occur, to some extent,
every year.
"In terms of stupid human behaviour, I'd like to know
why in Sydney we still get building approvals on ridge-
tops in steep hilly forested areas with eucalyptus forest
in the valley below. A few years later the places get
burnt and people want to blame the National Parks service,
instead of the town planners, or themselves.
"Regards
scot mcphee.
(((These are penetrating remarks and of obvious relevance
to the fire crisis, but they are local solutions to local
problems with global origins. "Fail to think globally,
have to act locally.")))
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From: Peter Miller (peter*perpetualocean.com)
"Australia is having a major weather freakout at the
moment. One of the worst droughts in recorded history,
duststorms that rage from the west over into Sydney on the
east coast (all the topsoil from farms that have practised
decades of poor land management and have no natural
vegetation to hold the soil together any more) and yes,
bushfires. The only reason that you're not reading about
bushfires around Sydney (Australia's other national
capital) is that it all got burnt out last September.
"Here's a flavour of how the Man on the Land sees the
drought:
http://www.abc.net.au/7.30/s607759.htm
(read it with appropriate Australian drawl where
indicated)
"Never mind the fact that this country was never
suitable for grazing cattle. And the biggest concern? How
much it will effect the economy...
"(Aside: as a result of the drought, insect numbers
are way down. This is held to be a Good Thing by farmers
and politicians but for some reason the words 'Food Chain'
keep popping into my head).
"Australia 'iffy about Kyoto,' you say? Sorry chaps,
we're right up there with you Americans. This from
Australia, the country that puts out more CO2 per capita
than any nation on the planet (I'm afraid you can't be
tops at everything):
Link:
http://www.tai.org.au/WhatsNew_Files/WhatsNew/Percapita.htm
"Meanwhile, the banks are putting a positive spin on
the Canberra situation, this from the Sydney Morning
Herald this morning:
"The Canberra bushfires would have a positive effect
on the local ACT economy as homes are rebuilt and
household goods replaced, according to ANZ chief economist
Saul Eslake."
Link:
http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2003/01/20/1042911313274.html
"You gotta love the caring sharing attitudes of the
financial sector.
(((Absolutely. That's a great New Terror Economy pitch.
Perhaps a massive San Francisco earthquake would redress
the problems in California's drooping information
sector.)))
"The enormity of damage around Canberra depends on your
frame of reference. Sure it burnt more houses down, but
it's peanuts compared to the amount of bushland that's
been destroyed == the September NSW fires torched 1.9
million hectares of the (new) World Heritage Listed Blue
Mountains, but only 109 houses got crisped there.
Liberated carbon? Make mine a double!
"The firefighters, of course, are 'responsible' for
whatever happens. Otherwise, who can you blame if your
house burns down? And their response is to concrete-over
the whole flammable area. The fire department guys spend
all this time making fire breaks... But in last year's
Sydney fires, the firestorms were jumping a kilometer and
a half over the Hawkesbury River.
"Note that the flaming 'pine plantations' mentioned
in reports are radiata pine. It's displacing all the
eucalyptus forest all over Australia because it grows
fast, grows anywhere, and logging companies can claim it
as reforesting, while manufacturers can claim it as carbon
remediation credits. (((Greenhouse remediation forest
catches fire. Really nice Wexelblat angle here.)))
"More trees = more fires. Chop down the trees! That's
the policy they have up in Queensland, where land clearing
proceeds apace thanks to the excellent tax incentives and
sky-rocketing real estate developments.
"We might be a tiny country, but you can't say we're
not pulling our weight when it comes to booting the planet
down the dusty lane to oblivion."
Signing out from Downunder
Peter
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From: "Michael Jennings" <mjj12*mjj12.freeserve.co.uk>
Date: Mon Jan 20, 2003 07:05:05 AM US/Central
To: "Bruce Sterling" <bruces*well.com>
Subject: Mt Stromlo Observatory photos (was Re: Viridian
Note 00358: Canberra in Flames)
"Mt Stromlo observatory was largely a training and
historical site at this point. The lights of Canberra have
in recent decades become too bright for much useful
astronomy to occur there. Most of Australia's actively
important astronomical telescopes are at Siding Spring,
near the town of Coonabarabran about 600km North.
"Of course, that observatory is on the top of a hill
in the middle of the forest also."
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From: R Michael Harman <rmharman*auros.org>
Date: Sun Jan 19, 2003 11:33:33 PM US/Central
To: Bruce Sterling <bruces@well.com>
Subject: Mt Stromlo Observatory
"The Observatory's website is down. Presumably their
web-server has become a hunk of melted plastic, metal, and
semiconductors. Now, just think of the great infospace
Wexelblat disasters that could happen if a major node
along a backbone were consumed by fires."
Cheerfully,
Auros, who had a bunch of stars and chevrons before the
Viridian ranking system went away. Sigh.
R Michael Harman / Auros Symtheos
rmharman*auros.org ............ http://www.auros.org/
Linguist and Software Engineer, Lexicus, Motorola
rmharman@motorola.com .........
New Media Reviews Editor, Strange Horizons Speculative
Fiction Weekly
reviews@strangehorizons.com ...
http://www.strangehorizons.com/
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(((We concluded this extensive report with some extremely
painful speculations from an interested climate expert.)))
From: "Patrick Mazza" <patrick*climatesolutions.org>
Link:
http://www.climatesolutions.org/
"As you indicate, this looks to be Australia's future.
Proximate reason is that the Pacific will increasingly be
in El Nino conditions, which brings drought to Australia.
The fact Australia has been in the worst drought of a
century during what is regarded as a moderate El Nino is
one more piece of evidence that the global impacts of El
Nino are being magnified by the effects of global warming.
"The floods earlier this year in Europe, the drastic
swings from unusually dry to monsoon rains in California,
are other pieces of this picture. The drum I think we all
need to be banging loudly == Earth systems are inclined to
disproportionate responses to small changes in
temperature. So all this after just 1 deg. F rise...
"What does 2-3-5-10 degrees do? Global catastrophe
from extreme climate change piling on top of a world of 10
billion people living on depleted resources and frayed
natural systems, and all the wars and ugliness of which we
humans are capable when we're hungry.
"On top of my regular Climate Solutions work, I've
been funded by MacArthur Foundation to do a critical
analysis of the hydrogen economy, to sort out the hype
from the reality. Might turn into a book."
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WELL, AT LEAST THE FIRE'S OUT
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I got my acceptance letter from The London Institute on Friday. I am starting a 2 year part time MA in Media Management next week.
Like I had enough on my plate already!
That will teach me to go round the neighbors on Christmas eve for a drink or two - The course director lives in our road and thought I was eminently suitable for the course. The good news is that work is paying for it!
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Key concepts: massive wildfires, climate change, capital
of Australia, Khaki Green, Kyoto Treaty, John Howard
Attention Conservation Notice: You'd think it
would be a big "national security issue" if your capital
city was on fire, but, oddly, nobody seems to spin it
that way.
Links:
A whole lot of people are hitting this furniture page.
It's outdoing the Viridian Contests, even.
http://viridiandesign.org/products/furniture.htm
I love this Sparenberg gizmo. Got one in the office.
A perennial Viridian darling.
http://www.sparenberg.nl/little-vibes.htm
Had to have this one, too.
http://www.sparenberg.nl/vase.htm
Why don't I own this? Somebody find me
a commercially available one.
http://www.sparenberg.nl/inner_vibes.htm
What the heck is this thing? How does it work?
http://www.sparenberg.nl/crystal_vibes.htm
For a gizmo this size, the entertainment value
is staggering. Drives the household cats nuts
with its rushing fragments of rainbows.
http://www.plumasmansion.com/rainbow_makers.htm
(((Well, war and rumors of war dominate the headlines,
while the business pages wilt under staggering debts and
deficits. Meanwhile, a Greenhouse event is roasting the
capital of Australia, a nation that mines a lot of coal
and was kind of iffy about Kyoto. This is a wondrously
unpleasant topic, but from a Viridian perspective,
Canberra on fire is the most significant thing going on
right now. How many other capitals will burn from
unnatural events (as we try to make up our minds to bomb
one)? Just look at the untoward events here. Try to
imagine explaining this freakiness to someone in 1975.)))
Source:
http://news.independent.co.uk/world/australasia/story.jsp?story=370969
"Canberra in panic as four die in 'worst bushfires ever'
By Kathy Marks in Melbourne
"20 January 2003
"Thick smoke blanketed the Australian capital,
Canberra, yesterday and a layer of ash coated the white
Parliament building after forest fires raced into the
city, killing four people and destroying 400 homes.
(((Alternate headline: "Brutal Evidence of Greenhouse
Effect Literally Coats Parliament Building.")))
"Emergency services remained on high alert as
authorities warned that hot, windy weather forecast for
today could whip up flames that are still burning in
bushland around the city. More than 1,000 people remained
in evacuation centres, while others were allowed to return
to the wreckage of their suburban homes.
"The firestorms that hit Canberra on Saturday, laying
waste to suburban streets and overwhelming firefighters,
were the capital's worst. 'This is certainly the most
devastating bushfire experience that any community in
Australia has ever suffered,' said John Stanhope, Chief
Minister of the Australian Capital Territory.
"Mr Stanhope defended emergency services against
criticism that they were unprepared for the scale of the
disaster, ((As if Australian firemen invented climate
change. Try defending ExxonMobil))) with hundreds of
householders left to fight the flames alone with buckets
and garden hoses. ((("Failed to Think Globally, Have to
Act Locally'. "At least I can afford this handy garden
hose after getting those carbon taxes off my back.")))
'It was a one-in-100 or 200 years' experience, an event
of such enormity, of such force and such devastating power
that it simply ran over the top of us,' he said. ((('One
in a hundred.' Why do they keep saying that? Go talk to
some weather insurance people.)))
Link:
http://www.enn.com/news/enn-stories/2002/08/08272002/s_47833.asp
"The bushfires that swept into the suburbs, (((The
"Bush" Fires. It's almost too easy))) driven by hot,
strong winds and fuelled by tinder-dry pine forests and
grasslands, had been burning in mountains west of the
capital for weeks. Most were started by lightning strikes.
"Don Horan, a resident of the worst-affected
neighbourhood, Duffy, saw the wall of fire approaching.
'It knocked me off my feet,' he said. 'I ran inside. When
the fireball had passed, the sky rained burning embers.
"'It was horrendous. The whole area just blew up.
Then the fire got underneath my house and I knew I had to
get out. I just grabbed the two cats and ran for it.' The
victims, including a 61-year-old man and an 83-year-old
woman, died of smoke inhalation in Duffy.
"A total of 260 Canberra residents were injured and
50 remained in hospital yesterday including three who were
in a critical condition with severe burns. As well as
politicians and diplomats, Canberra is home to 350,000
ordinary Australians, many of them attracted by the
beautiful bushland that rings the city. One of the worst
droughts in a century has turned the vegetation == which
is fire-prone at the best of times == into a tinder-box.
"John Howard, the Prime Minister, cut short his
annual holiday to tour fire-ravaged areas and comfort
residents. 'I have been to a lot of bushfire scenes in
Australia, but this is by far the worst,' he said. 'A man,
a veteran of World War Two, showed me his charred medals.
One lady, clearly traumatised, said that she had lost
everything.'
Link:
John Howard refuses Kyoto Treaty; 'it will hurt the
country'
http://www.planetark.org/dailynewsstory.cfm/newsid/16298/story.htm
"Power and communications were severely affected by
the fires, with an estimated one-quarter of homes without
electricity yesterday and raw sewage threatening to spill
into a river system that supplies water for a large area
of south-eastern Australia. (((Nice 'Wexelblat Disaster'
angles here.)))
"Authorities warned of an extreme danger of fire over
the next two days.
"'You've got just about every tree, the whole root
system, still smoking,' said Mike Castle, director of
emergency services. There are fears that nine fires could
merge to form an unstoppable wall of flames. (((My, that
would be very remarkable.)))
"As firefighters strengthened defences around the
capital, (((note Khaki Green paramilitary rhetoric
here))) residents of Duffy sifted the charred remains of
their homes. Melted garden hoses lay strewn like snakes
across blackened lawns and the streets were full of
wildlife including birds, kangaroos and dogs, some dead,
some alive.
"Ross White, a psychologist in Duffy, who lost his
house and all his client files to the flames, said: 'All I
have is the clothes I'm wearing and a garden gnome.'
(((With a wit like that, Dr White won't lack for
clients.)))
Source:
http://www.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,5859333%255E2,00.html
"Fires: four dead, 400 homes burned
By James Grubel and Sandra O'Malley
January 20, 2003
HOMES DESTROYED (368):
* Kambah - 39
* Rivett - 6
* Cotter area - 14
* Chapman - 75
* Duffy - 185
* Holder - 33
* Lyons - 3
* Curtin - 3
* Weston - 10
DEVELOPMENTS
* Death toll rises to four
* Authorities say all fires under control by 4pm
* $20 million damage at Mt Stromlo observatory
* Parts of RSPCA animal shelter destroyed, three kittens
and native birds killed
* $10,000 emergency funding for families who lost
uninsured homes
* Prime Minister, Governor-General and Opposition leader
visit worst hit areas
* Federal Government promises financial help
* A fire protection line established to protect Canberra's
northern suburbs
* Fears of a sewage spill into the Murrumbidgee River
* Some parts of Canberra without power for the next week
* Most of Canberra's pine plantations, which support the
city's softwoods industry, destroyed
* Hotter weather, with stronger winds, expected for coming
days
* ACT Chief Minister Jon Stanhope warns Canberrans to
prepare for continuing fire danger for the next seven days
* Batteries and bottled water in some southern suburbs
sold out
* Man arrested for looting
* About 240 people treated for injuries at Canberra and
Calvary hospitals. 60 people admitted to Canberra hospital
* Three people transferred to Sydney with serious burns
(...)
"Authorities admitted they were helpless to prevent
the firestorm which engulfed parts of the city's western
and southern suburbs, overwhelming the national capital's
meagre firefighting resources. ((("Authorities admitted
they were idiots to knuckle under to fossil fuel
companies, promised immediate climate policy changes for
survival of the national capital." No, no, they'd much
rather be helpless, actually. Enjoy breathing that smoke,
lawmakers.)))
(...)
"Cooler and calm weather gave firefighters some
respite today and enabled authorities to declare all fires
under control by 4pm. But the state of emergency
remained, with higher temperatures over the coming two
days threatening a repeat of Saturday's disaster. (((What
if most of the firefighters had died inside some
skyscraper?)))
"Among the casualties was the historic Mt Stromlo
astronomical observatory, where fire largely destroyed the
79-year-old facility, causing an estimated $20 million
damage. (((The burning observatory. What a Ballardian
image.)))
(...)
"Prime Minister John Howard cut short his holidays
for a briefing on the disaster and to visit those who lost
their homes. (((Does this Prime Minister have any idea
what is really happening to himself and his people, do you
suppose? And its direct relevance to his own behavior?
"Gosh, climate change has ruined my vacation, as well as
threatening to consume my capital wholesale. Could this
problem get really serious? No, no, too farfetched!")))
"He held talks with Mr Stanhope and promised federal
disaster relief funds would be made available. (((There
are infinite supplies of disaster relief funds; they come
right out of the deficits. Taxing coal, on the other
hand, man, that could hurt the economy.)))
"'I have been to a lot of bushfire scenes in
Australia... and this was by far the worst,' Mr Howard
told reporters.
"The ACT government has pledged $10,000 assistance
for people who lost uninsured homes. ((("The world is
becoming uninsurable." Good luck insuring the house if
you dare to rebuild, mate.)))
"As people returned to their burned homes today, many
expressed anger at the lack of support from ACT fire
crews, who were overwhelmed by the blaze as it raced into
suburban areas. (((Maybe someday they'll point a finger
at the actual malefactors: the fossil fuel industries.
"No firefighter blood for oil.")))
(...)
"But Mr Stanhope told reporters emergency services
did all they could but had no way of stopping the
disaster. 'We were faced yesterday with an event that
would happen perhaps once every 100 or 200 years, the like
of which has never been seen in Canberra,' he said.
(((That's right, Mr Chief Minister. It's never been seen
before now. And that's no coincidence, either. You can
expect to see a lot more of it.)))
"Mr Stanhope said the ACT urban fire service had only
12 tankers at its disposal, which would normally be enough
to fight six house fires simultaneously. But they would
have needed up to 800 fully staffed fire trucks to have
saved all the houses. (((Interesting math here.
Presumably, sometime around the 2060s when weather damage
costs outpace the global GNP, everybody on Earth becomes a
fireman.)))
"'It was a holocaust of an extent that we simply did
not and could not possibly have had the capacity to deal
with,' Mr Stanhope said. (((That makes a nice epitaph.
A little wordy, maybe. The Mayans could have chiselled
that into a nice tall plinth just before their
civilization collapsed.)))
"'They did everything humanly possible; they risked
their lives, they went out of their way, they put their
lives on the line in an attempt to save lives and save
property and I defend them, I defend them absolutely.'
(((How many firemen know that they're fighting the
Greenhouse here? Australia is rather known for its Green
contingent; there must be at least a few firemen who are
aware that the nature of their job is changing just as the
climate does, and that they are being flung into a
meatgrinder that their grandfathers never faced.)))
Source:
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2003/01/item20030119054139_1.htm
Mon, Jan 20 2003 6:05 AM AEDT
"Canberra counts the cost"
(...)
"Acting chief health officer Dr Charles Guest says
Canberra's hospitals have been inundated with more than
600 people seeking treatment in last 48 hours.
"'A lot of the people presenting have minor emergency
problems and then there have been the major issues the
burns that have gone Sydney,' Dr Guest said. 'We're
seeing people with smoke inhalation, there's been lots of
minor burns, fractures.' (...)
"Landmarks lost
"The list of Canberra landmarks lost in the fires
includes almost the entire ACT softwood plantations, the
Uriara and Mount Stromlo forestry settlements, and all
Canberra's public health laboratories. (((Public health
labs on fire. Good moment for a biological warfare
attack. Or, what the heck, just get two guys from Al
Qaeda and start dropping matches in the woods. They could
destroy the capital of Australia. Really, they could.
Just calling in an Islamic phone claim with terrorist
arson threats would be enough to drive people wild.)))
"Australia's oldest active observatory Mt Stomlo, has
been extensively damaged in the fires. Helicopter
observations have revealed its handful of giant domes are
either burnt to the framework or molten masses of metal.
Its offices and research facilities are also severely
burnt. (((Somebody find me the photo online. A molten
observatory. Man oh man, what a 21st-century
signifier.)))
"Mr Jon Stanhope says the damage bill is expected to
run into the hundreds of millions of dollars. (((Charge
it to the former Global Climate Coalition.))) He says
families who have lost their homes will receive $10,000 in
immediate assistance. (((While their insurance and taxes
consequently skyrocket.)))
"Governor-General Peter Hollingworth has issued a plea
for people not to lay blame for the devastation. 'We must
not go on with recrimination,' he said. 'The fact of the
matter is Australia is a high incendiary place.' (((That
is not the whole fact of the matter, Mr Governor-General.
The fact of the matter is that Australia is a coal-
exporting, coal-using country that has taken an
unconscionable risk with the biosphere, and now, with
almost Biblical accuracy, your political center is reaping
an almighty flaming whirlwind. You *must* go on with
recriminations, because your own policies make your own
nation pathetically vulnerable to climate extremes.)))
"Meanwhile, Western Australia's acting Health Minister
Sheila McHale has offered Canberra the services of medical
staff from Royal Perth Hospital, who treated victims of
the Bali tragedy. (((Don't even get me started on the
nexus of ironies here.)))
(...)
"Power cuts
"About 15,000 Canberra residents remain without power
after Saturday's devastating fires in the ACT, where
blackouts continue to affect more than 30 suburbs. As
the fires raged on Saturday there were reports of power
poles exploding. (((Fossil fueled power poles, no
doubt.)))
"New South Wales
"Weather conditions are likely to worsen today in the
Kosciusko National Park and 12 tankers are on standby to
cater for the grim forecast. Firefighters were able to
resume waterbombing on the large blaze due to calmer
weather conditions yesterday. ((("Khaki Green" is the
Viridian term for militarization under Greenhouse
conditions. "Waterbombing" is a great Khaki Green
coinage.)))
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NOW IMAGINE THE SAME THING HAPPENING
IN ANY POOR NATION THAT LACKS FIREMEN
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Unless the yacht is in dry dock/on land in a cradle a few 20mm shells through it will fundamentally destroy the hull integrity and it will sink. Yachts are made light to go fast but not through a hail of lead!
As for the aluminium it may be stronger to glue it.
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Key concepts: futurism, nonfiction books,
publicity tours, Viridian Pope-Emperor
Attention Conservation Notice: The obligatory
labor of stoking the starmaker machinery.
My new nonfiction book "TOMORROW NOW: Envisioning
the Next Fifty Years" has just come out. It doesn't
have one single mention of the word "Viridian" in it,
but boy is it Viridian.
http://www.well.com/conf/mirrorshades/
I'm taking on all comers at the Well's "inkwell"
conference online.
William Gibson's got a weblog now.
http://www.WilliamGibsonBooks.com/index.asp
Cory Doctorow has published his first science fiction
novel, and he is giving away copies online literally by
the tens of thousands.
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I'm on a brief West Coast tour to support my new book.
If geography allows, come by and press the Papal flesh.
Seattle
Tuesday, January 14, 02002
3:45 pm
Third Place Books
17171 Bothell Way NE
Lake Forest Park, WA 98155
7:00 pm
Reading, Talk, & Signing
University Bookstore
4326 University Way NW
Seattle, WA 98105
San Francisco
Wednesday, January 15, 02002
12:30 pm
Reading, Talk, & Signing
Stacey's Books
581 Market Street
San Francisco, CA 94105
7:30 pm
Reading, Talk, & Signing
Cody's Books
2454 Telegraph Avenue
Berkeley, CA 94704
O=c=O O=c=O O=c=O O=c=O O=c=O O=c=O
"GEE, I REALLY LIKE YOUR BOOKS,
ESPECIALLY THE EARLY, FUNNY ONES"
O=c=O O=c=O O=c=O O=c=O O=c=O O=c=O
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Key concepts: geopolitical perspectives, 2002 AD.,
Global Business Network, Gwynne Dyer
Attention Conservation Notice: It's a political
assessment of the past year in global affairs. Over 2,500
words. Might be considered somewhat contrarian as it is
Canadian and fails to chew over the usual sets of
shibboleths.
Links:
Gwynne Dyer.
http://www.dfait-maeci.gc.ca/skelton/dyer_bio-en.asp
Now that I'm a WIRED contributing editor, why, I feel
driven to read important stuff like Dr. Dyer's musings.
Not that I wasn't doing that anyway.
http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/11.01/view.html?pg=4
The entirely unnecessary but woefully unavoidable
"Iraqi Oil Worm" and "Prestige Worm."
http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/55/28624.html
http://www.net-security.org/virus_news.php?id=142
Hey wow, a refreshing industrial design note:
Niels Diffrient and Ross Lovegrove
cutting a cardboard rug at Nike.
http://newsletter.dwr.com/images/newsletter/nike.html
GBN Global Perspectives
by Gwynne Dyer
"2002: Year-End Review
"The past year has been dominated by a US obsession
with Iraq which, remarkably, only seized the Bush
administration three long months after the terrorist
attacks on the United States in September, 2001.
"In my year-end survey twelve months ago, just after
the US occupation of Afghanistan, I simply wrote that
Middle Eastern Muslims were waiting to learn 'which of
their countries the United States would hit next: Iraq,
Somalia or Sudan.' Washington was clearly looking for a
fresh target, but nobody had a clue which way it was going
to jump.
"In that sense, the most important event of 2002 was
President George W. Bush's speech in late January in which
he announced that he had uncovered an 'axis of evil', and
gave Iraq first place. The subsequent months have been
filled with endless speculation about when and how the US
would attack Iraq, whether it would go to the United
Nations first (it did, in September), and whether it would
give the UN arms inspectors time to do their job (which
remains to be seen) == but it all distracted the US
public's attention through a year of recession and
corporate scandals, and gave control of the Senate back to
the Republican Party in the November
Congressional elections.
"Whatever the original motives for the choice of Iraq,
the project now has an almost unstoppable momentum within
the introverted world of Washington politics, and the Bush
administration almost certainly will attack Iraq, probably
in the next few months. But the weird thing about 2002 is
that the international news has been virtually monopolised
by a non-event. There has been no fighting in the Middle
East apart from the familiar cycle of violence between
Israelis and Palestinians, and no regimes have toppled.
Indeed, nothing tangible has yet changed in the region,
apart from a gradual increase in the usual pace of US and
British bombing in Iraq's 'no-fly zones'.
"The terrorists haven't been very busy either, or at
least not the ones who are the primary concern of the US
'war on terror'. As usual, terrorists killed thousands of
people in places like Colombia and Nepal, in guerilla wars
that barely make it into the mainstream media. Many
hundreds died in terrorist attacks in Israel and Russia,
countries fighting wars against Muslim subject peoples
that have managed to hitch their local struggles to
Washington's global crusade. But barely two hundred
Westerners were killed by terrorists in 2002, most of them
in one attack in Bali == and hardly any of them were
Americans. Things may change dramatically once the US
attack on Iraq gets underway, but in 2002 the allegedly
'titanic struggle between good and evil' (in Mr Bush's
words) has been a phony war for both sides.
"Almost unnoticed amidst all the media hype about
coming events, there was dramatic progress in closing down
the real wars that have been ravaging whole regions and
killing huge numbers of people. First came the 27-year-
old Angolan civil war, which suddenly ended in April after
the rebel leader Jonas Savimbi was caught in an ambush and
killed. Next, in July, there was a breakthrough in peace
negotiations in Africa's oldest war, between the Arabised
Muslim northerners and southern, mostly Christian Africans
of Sudan.
"There is not yet a definitive ceasefire in Sudan, but
a war that has killed two million people over 33 years
finally seems to be subsiding. Then, still in July, a
peace agreement in the Democratic Republic of Congo
(formerly Zaire) ended what has been called 'Africa's
First World War'. Most of the six foreign armies have
already gone home, and the fighting that caused over two
million Congolese deaths in four years has subsided to
sporadic outbreaks of banditry.
"The miracles then moved east, to the two longest-
running wars in Asia. In September the Liberation Tigers
of Tamil Eelam dropped their demand for a separate state
for Sri Lanka's Tamil minority, opening the way for
negotiations to end the 19-year war that has devastated
the island nation. In December, Indonesia signed a peace
deal with the separatist rebels of Aceh in northern
Sumatra, ending a 26-year war by granting the provincial
governments of the region a 70 percent share in Aceh's oil
and gas revenues. Also in December, the Tutsi-dominated
government of Burundi signed a power-sharing agreement
with the largest of the Hutu opposition groups which
offers gives the Central African country its best chance
for peace since 1963.
"There was bad news, too: a new civil war broke out in
once-stable Ivory Coast in September, and the Maoist
insurgency in Nepal, gaining strength by the month,
threatens to produce a new Year Zero in that impoverished
and misgoverned country. But from fifteen wars only five
years ago, Africa is now down to only three or four
(depending on whether Sudan is really over), and Asia is
down to just three (in Nepal, Kashmir and the southern
Philippines). Even allowing for one civil war in the Arab
world (Algeria) and one in Latin America (Colombia), the
world is a more peaceful place this month than it has been
at any time since September, 1939.
"More peaceful, but far from out of the woods. The
most terrifying confrontation of the past year was the
summer stand-off between India and Pakistan, two newly
fledged nuclear powers that have fought each other three
times already. If they were to do so again, using their
new weapons, the death toll would exceed the total losses
in all the other wars of the past ten years in a matter of
days. New Delhi and Islamabad have stepped back from the
crisis for the moment, but huge armies still face each
other across the border and the Kashmir dispute is a
permanent irritant.
"Similar anxieties haunted the Korean peninsula,
where North Korea's desperately poor and isolated
Communist regime began talking up its nuclear weapons
programme, probably in the hope of shaking some extra aid
loose. Paradoxically, that may have helped Roh Moo-hyun to
win the December presidential election in South Korea on a
platform of reconciliation with the North, which will make
for difficult relations between Seoul and Washington. But
in the main, Asia just got on about its business.
"After almost a year's hesitation, China's 76-year-old
ruler, Jiang Zemin, decided to hand the presidency on to
his designated successor Hu Jintao at the Party Congress
in November, but behind the scenes he remains very much in
control. Earlier in the year, Malaysia's Prime Minister
Mahathir Mohamad, also 76, told his party congress that
he, too, would be retiring soon (after more than 20 years
in power). The main difference was that Dr. Mahathir may
actually mean it. And the release from house arrest in
May of Burma's democratic icon, Aung Sang Suu Kyi,
suggested that the military regime that has devoted the
past forty years to plundering the country may finally be
ready to make a deal.
"The principal theme in Europe this year was expansion
== of NATO, to take in most of the former Warsaw Pact
countries that escaped from Soviet control in 1989, but
above all of the European Union. After months of cliff-
hanging negotiations and a second referendum in Ireland
(the Irish had given the wrong answer the first time), the
15 EU countries showed up at the Copenhagen summit in
December and promised to take in ten new members in 2004
== Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania, Poland, the Czech Republic,
Slovakia, Hungary, Slovenia, Malta and Cyprus == followed
by Romania and Bulgaria in 2007.
"More importantly, they gave Muslim Turkey a promise
to review its case for entry in late 2004, and to open
negotiations for Turkish membership soon afterwards if its
human rights performance continued to improve. Given that
Turkey's population will be bigger than any existing
member's by 2020, some EU countries were reluctant to make
this promise, but in the end the EU decided that it was
not just a Christian club and the newly elected Islamic
government of Turkey, whose leaders call themselves
'Muslim Democrats', was given an incentive to keep its
promises about preserving a secular, democratic state. As
a bonus, Ankara will push the Turkish-Cypriots to join
with the Greek-Cypriots in a reunited Cyprus before the
island enters the EU in 2004.
"For the rest, it was the usual heavy traffic of
national elections in a continent of almost fifty
countries, including a bad case of tactical voting in
France that unexpectedly catapulted neo-fascist leader
Jean-Marie Le Pen into a run-off with President Jacques
Chirac in June. (Chirac won by a margin of four-to-one.)
In the Netherlands, right-wing maverick Pym Fortuyn was
assassinated only days before the May election, sweeping
his single-issue anti-immigrant party into the new
coalition government on a massive sympathy vote (but the
leaderless party was disintegrating by year's end).
In.Germany, Chancellor Gerhard Schroeder narrowly won
another four-year term in September by promising Germans
not to take part in Mr Bush's planned war against Iraq.
"The Basque terrorists started bombing again in Spain,
but the 'November 17' urban guerilla group was finally
broken in Greece after 23 murders in 27 years. The dust
continued to settle in the Balkans, and former Serbian
dictator Slobodan Milosevic spent much of the year before
a war crimes tribunal in the Hague. Most of the
continent's larger economies grew very slowly, but beyond
almost universal grumbling about the new currency, the
euro, Europe's discontents remained manageable.
"In the Middle East, the steady US march towards war
with Iraq terrified most local governments. The region
remained at peace except for the low-level Israeli-
Palestinian violence and the decade-old mutual
slaughter between Islamists and the military-backed regime
in Algeria, but not a single Arab regime was confident
that it could contain the potentially huge social and
political upheavals that might be unleashed by an American
invasion of Iraq. Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon, on
the other hand, thought it was a wonderful idea, and
warmly urged Washington along.
"Africa, though it is gradually emerging from its
equivalent to Europe's Thirty Years' War, continued to
labour under almost every other handicap imaginable.
Encroaching famines put the lives of millions at risk both
in southern Africa and far to the north in Ethiopia and
Eritrea. Out of 30 million Africans living with HIV/Aids,
only thirty thousand have access to anti-retroviral drugs;
the rest are condemned to an early death. In South Africa,
one in nine deaths is due to murder.
"Some of the 'big men' who blighted Africa's first
post-independence generation are fading away at last ==
Kenya's Daniel arap Moi allowed power to pass peacefully
to the opposition in democratic elections in December ==
but others, like Zimbabwe's Robert Mugabe, cling fiercely
to office even if it means the ruin of all their previous
achievements. (Unnoticed by most of the world, Namibia's
Sam Nujoma seemed to be setting out down the same path as
2002 unfolded.) As Nigeria's President Olusegun Obasanjo
pointed out in June, corrupt African leaders have stolen
at least $140 billion from their peoples in the decades
since independence, and it's not over yet. But at least
the wars are ending.
"In Latin America there are no wars (apart from
Colombia) and the poverty most people experience is not so
absolute, but the sense of having been cheated is even
more acute. Even where the neo-liberal promises of rapid
economic growth came true, they meant little improvement
in the lives of the poor or even the middle class; they
just made the rich even richer. So Argentina's economic
meltdown in December, 2001, led not only to a revolving-
door presidency (five presidents in two weeks) and popular
revulsion against the whole traditional political class.
It was also the starting gun for a wave of political
upheavals that is sweeping South America.
"The first crisis, an unsuccessful US-backed attempt
in April to overthrow the continent's one existing left-
wing leader, President Hugo Chavez of Venezuela, was
notable for the speed with which the poorest section of
the population came to his defence despite his failure to
improve their economic plight. That was followed by the
imposition of a state of emergency in Paraguay and
widespread looting and bank closures in Uruguay in July,
and an electoral upset in Bolivia in August that gave over
a third of the seats to candidates of Indian descent and
brought Evo Morales, leader of the Movement Towards
Socialism, to within a hair's breadth of the presidency.
"Then in quick succession came the victory of Workers'
Party leader Luiz Inacio da Silva ('Lula) in the October
presidential elections in Brazil; populist Lucio
Gutierrez's capture of the presidency in Ecuador's
November elections, less than two year after he was jailed
for leading an attempted leftist coup; and a renewed
confrontation between Hugo Chavez and Venezuela's right-
wing white elite that halted oil exports from one of
America's largest suppliers in December. Almost half of
Latin America's people now live under populist left-wing
governments, and Argentina is likely to swell their ranks
after the March elections. While the Bush administration
has been focussing obsessively on the Middle East, it has
lost control of its own back yard.
"The United States remains the great conundrum of the
planet. Americans have been so traumatised by a single
large terrorist attack on their own soil that they have
effectively handed the country over to an administration
with a radical right-wing agenda for domestic change and
foreign expansion, though fewer than a quarter of them
actually voted for it. The question is whether the
American people can recover their balance without having
to go through some painful and expensive, though
ultimately instructive experiences in the Middle East.
The answer, at the moment, appears to be no, so a great
deal of the rest of the world's business is being put on
hold."
Gwynne Dyer, Ph.D., is a London-based independent
journalist whose articles are published in 45 countries.
For more on Gwynne Dyer, please read his GBN interview:
http://www.gbn.org/members/ideas/society/articles/pub_oneworld.htm
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I wish everyone a very happy new year and hope all your dreams come true (apart from the one with the lobster and the twins).
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Mine is, and you can keep me to this, to rebuild cyberpunk.co.uk including the Views from the Edge forums to make it an even better place to hang out.
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You will get it don't worry.
So where have you been? Not here.
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I went through a rather large amount of troublesome relationships in my youth. The only advice I can give is that you will never forget those special people but its always a good idea to move on with your life and adventually you will find that perfect relationship. I did 11 years ago and its still like day one evey day. Lucky me - but it was worth the long wait. The bad times I had just added to my wisdom.
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Merry Christmas everyone Merry Christmas!!!
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Key concepts: Oliver Morton, transpermia, origin of life,
Thomas Gold, deep hot biosphere, crude oil, subterranean bacteria,
ubiquitous microbes
Attention Conservation Notice: Science journalist Oliver
Morton weighs in on the subject of strange new notions of
single-celled life.
Links:
Oliver Morton.
http://www.edge.org/3rd_culture/bios/morton.html
It hasn't escaped my attention that this subject
has some pulp science-fictional aspects.
http://www.ditko.comics.org/ditko/covers/marvel/jim058.htm
Those strange AMODA people are gonna be playing
their "music" here tonight.
The electronic-art installation is still running here, too.
(((As we were remarking earlier in the most recent
Viridian Note, 00354:)))
"Consider the following, and
the possible interconnections here.
"A: Michael Russell's theory that single-celled life was
formed, not in open seawater, but in water-soaked iron
sulfide rocks in hydrothermal vents. Mineral 'cell walls'
formed first, and then self-replicating chemistry formed
within these tiny stone pockets. If this is true, then
most rocky planets might have formed chemosynthetic life
deep underground, wherever hot water oozes through
chemically active rock.
"B: NASA/Stanford suggests possible fossil Martian
microbes in Antarctic meteorites.
"C: Dirk Schulze-Makuch says there's an odd chemical
imbalance in atmosphere of Venus, which could be caused by
sulfur-metabolizing bacteria, living in damp, pleasant
temperatures in high Venusian clouds.
"D: Oliver Morton's ideas that Earth's cloud formation
involves ocean bacteria nucleating ice crystals. As
Morton puts it, 'Clouds might be plankton's way of moving
a great distance.'
"E: New collision models for asteroids suggest that
chunks of rock might be flung from planet to planet, with
live bacteria intact. Spores of 'Bacillus permians' have
been known to survive for 250 million years.
"F: Thomas Gold's deep hot biosphere theories. Yes, they
are odd and his book makes a wide array of claims. But
those claims don't all have to be factual, in order for
there to be a lot == a *whole* lot == of primeval living
biomass deep in the crust of the earth. Tectonic drift is
a geological commonplace now, and that wasn't accepted
until the 1960s. How much of what we think we know is
wrong?"
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Oliver Morton remarks:
You're right; it's an interesting constellation. Just
to be clear, (D), the original long distance plankton
transport idea isn't mine, but Tim Lenton' s and the late
Bill Hamilton's. Refs are in the piece at:
Link:
http://hybridvigor.net/earth/pubs/index.html.
I just did an article on ©, the Venus stuff, for
Science ("Don't Ignore the Planet Next Door" November 29;
298:1706-1707). The Venus clouds people and the earth
clouds people are beginning to talk to each other.
( is, in my view, looking shaky; but the general
idea of a refuge in the Martian depths (analogous to the
refuge in the Venusian clouds == the Mars bugs needed to
warm up when their surface froze and so dug down, while
the Venus bugs needed to cool off when their surface
boiled and so went up) is very much front and centre. (It
also predates the meteorite finding == more on this in my
book "Mapping Mars", in a chapter called "The
Underground".) At the moment, astrobiology is pretty much
entirely astromicrobiology.
(E) is becoming increasingly mainstream, to the
extent that questions about the presence and origin of
life on the terrestrial planets are being decoupled. Life
might have come about only once in this solar system == on
Mars, Venus, the Earth or even, conceivably, the Mars-
sized planet, sometimes called Orpheus or Thelia, that
smacked into the Earth to create the Moon == and still
have ended up on all of the others.
Mars is arguably the best candidate for the origin of
life, because it may have been drier than the others. Hit
a wet planet with a big rock and you boil the entire
oceanic water complement, producing an atmosphere of live
steam that lasts for thousands of years, and thus sends a
sterilising heat pulse quite deep into the crust, which
makes life difficult. Such boiled-ocean events may have
frustrated early life on the Earth a number of times in
the first few hundred million years. They may also have
produced a selective advantage for bugs which can fly
through space == in some such events the only survivable
place to be would be on a rock heading outwards. Most such
bugs would end up back on the planet they were launched
from. Some wouldn't.
Meteorite transfer makes the possibility of life on
other planets at some time in their history greater, which
is exciting if you want to find signs of life elsewhere,
but also makes the possibility of that life having come
about through a separate origin event from our own
smaller, which is frustrating if you want to understand
life in general. Swings and roundabouts. (I've been trying
to get people to refer to this one-to-one exchange of spit
between neighbours as "transpermia", to differentiate it
from broadcast one-to-many panspermia, but so far to
little avail.)
On earthly cloud news, the University of East London
project to start doing RNA analysis of bugs in Earth
clouds looks likely to get underway next year.
On the Gold stuff, a few points. One is that there
are two different propositions: a deep biosphere, and a
deep biosphere that produces hydrocarbons from primordial
methane. Many will buy into the first, pretty much only
Thomas Gold and his Russian colleagues into the second
(primordial methane requires that the mantle be chemically
reduced, whereas a lot of other evidence suggests that
it's largely oxidised). Critics point out that, for Gold,
the deep biosphere is essentially an epicycle added to
explain the clearly biogenic markers in oil; these were a
problem for the original version of the deep abiogenic
hydrocarbons theory.
Another is that the biomass of a system is not
necessarily an indicator of its importance in the global
cycles. Terrestrial biomass is hundreds of times that of
the oceans, but the oceans are pretty close to equal in
terms of such things as carbon sinkage. If there's a lot
of biomass underground, that doesn't mean it's doing much.
In nutrient-poor systems the doubling time for bacteria
can become incredibly slow == decades, maybe centuries,
maybe more. When biomass is taken as equivalent to the
"amount of life" there's a risk of mistaking the size of
the fireplace for the heat of the flame.
Another is that your point that "Tectonic drift is a
geological commonplace now, and that wasn't accepted until
the 1960s" has a certain irony, in that Gold doesn't
accept plate tectonics.
Gold makes much of reports of some oil fields
apparently refilling themselves from beneath, but he has
to face the fact that in general US oil production has
followed pretty much exactly the curve that Hubbert
predicted it would without refilling. I find it hard to
believe that oil geologists (who, in my experience *really
want to find more oil* == it's built into their psyches
and their career incentives far more than a need to be
intellectually modish is) would want to or be able to
ignore this or hush it up. But then institutions do do
strange things to the way people think.
I wish there was a better dialogue between Gold and
the geologists; there are strange things going on down
there, whether or not they produce the hydrocarbons. But I
fear there won't be. Gold really does seem to think
geologists are all dunces, and geological lore is full of
stories about physicists telling them what could or could
not be possible and then ending up wrong. Lord Kelvin on
the age of the earth was wrong, most notably, but there
were also physical arguments against continental drift,
which many field geologists, expecially paleontologists,
were inclined to accept. There's a very good book about
this by Naomi Oreskes called "The Rejection of Continental
Drift". This means geologists see interventions like
Gold's as arrogant and ignorant, and may be tempted to
dismiss them without sufficient thought.
For more Gold, see an interview I did with him a few
years ago:
Link:
http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/8.07/gold_pr.html
(Ignore silly subbing error as to his age == Professor
Gold is in his 80s, not 90s)
best and seasonals
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Oliver Morton
abq72*dial.pipex.com
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Mapping Mars
Available through amazon.co.uk and amazon.com
"The equivalent in scientific reportage
of the Nigella Lawson approach to cookery"
-- The Sunday Times
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We would like to wish all the regulars and indeed anyone who visits the site a very merry christmas and and happy and prosperous New Year.
We rather hope to be bringing you a new look site very shortly - despite some hardware problems we are suffering at the moment - fortunatly not on the web server - the new design is 75% complete and just needs coding and detailing plus, as promised this time last year , the new forum software will be implemented.
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Just got back from the film. Incredable. I know its not cyberpunk but I just don't care - it is amazing. My guess is 4 oscars.
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Key concepts: Thomas Gold, deep hot biosphere,
crude oil, subterranean bacteria, ubiquitous microbes
Attention Conservation Notice: a note researched
and written by Michael Semer, a Viridian who took
the trouble to actually talk to Dr. Thomas Gold.
Links:
This Sunday night, December 22, it's AMODA
music night in the Viridian Vatican's front yard.
And, whoopee, we've got an electronic-art installation
running live on the front porch! Drop on by!
Whoa, hey, some edgy political satire here.
http://users.chartertn.net/tonytemplin/FBI_eyes/
http://www.librarian.net/technicality.html
In the new, Jan 2003 issue of Metropolis, the Viridian
Pope-Emperor has a piece of fiction. No, not
science fiction == *architecture fiction.* You should
subscribe. Heaven knows I do.
That January 2003 issue of Metropolis is not just wimpy,
hippie, commune green == it is aggressive, big-budget,
metropolitan green. I've never seen the like! There's a
swell house-of-the-future piece from an earlier issue
here.
http://www.metropolismag.com/html/content_1202/mit/index.html
I'd call Metropolis my favorite magazine right now, if I
hadn't just become WIRED magazine's monthly editorialist.
http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/10.12/view.html?pg=4
Biosphere or Biomass?
by Michael Semer (msemer*i41worldwide.com)
There's one question that bubbles up when I consider
Thomas Gold's theories on the "deep, hot biosphere." What
about the old-hat fossil petroleum theory?
(Gold's theory: deep-crust bacteria are the real source
of oil and gas deposits, processing carbon and pumping out
petroleum whilst also laying down the veins of gold,
platinum and other minerals we happen across. Not to
mention generating earthquakes, via production of
subterranean biological gases which build up and must...
be... released..!)
After hundreds of millions of years' worth of accretion
of plants, animals, Dino, Fred and Wilma, wasn't enough
fossil biomass produced to pay for all those Saudi
Mercedes and Ken Lay's court costs?
So I asked the good Doctor Gold himself. His reply:
"The answer is a clear NO. There is even far too
little for all the ocean methane hydrates, which are said
to amount to as much as all the rest put together, and are
supposed to have derived from a few meters of ocean mud.
It is a waste of time to debate the issue, as the
discrepancy is so large."
And a few days later, Dr. Gold even included a P.S.:
"Also just think of the amount of water that would
have been available on each cm2, compared to the amount of
oil that deposit could have generated. What would be the
ratio of oil to water that would eventually come from
those sediments?"
I'm fond of Thomas Gold's theories for two reasons:
First, there's a sweet cosmic elegance about it all;
the native stuff of the universe getting transfigured by
bizarre deep bioforms we surface-crawlers can only guess
at; it's all there, interconnectedness, complexity, the
whole schmear.
Second: The Prevailing Wisdom is so sold on fossil
biomass, it has hardened into cant. Supposition == even
informed supposition == as axiom? That practically
gooses me into weighing other notions.
I like Gold's theories == I also have no idea if
they're right or not. But just because oil is down there,
even in prodigious supply, doesn't mean it's meant to be
up in the sky, skunking our atmosphere. Who knows what it
means to be depleting the planet's crust of petroleum,
bacterial or not? We could be giving our planet the
equivalent of dry scalp. No wonder Gaia chooses to shake
us up occasionally with a huge, rude, tectonic... gaseous
emission.
(((bruces remarks: I applaud Mike Semer's initiative and
am grateful to Thomas Gold for answering him and us. I'm
not given to cranky convictions about way-out science
theories, and I do understand that extraordinary claims
demand extraordinary proof. It may well be that weird
microbes are merely intellectually sexy this season... but
this Gold notion has got legs. Consider the following, and
the possible interconnections here.
A: Michael Russell's theory that single-celled life was
formed, not in open seawater, but in water-soaked iron
sulfide rocks in hydrothermal vents. Mineral "cell walls"
formed first, and then self-replicating chemistry formed
within these tiny stone pockets. If this is true, then
most rocky planets might have formed chemosynthetic life
deep underground, wherever hot water oozes through
chemically active rock.
B: NASA/Stanford suggests possible fossil Martian microbes
in Antarctic meteorites.
C: Dirk Schulze-Makuch says there's an odd chemical
imbalance in atmosphere of Venus, which could be caused by
sulfur-metabolizing bacteria, living in damp, pleasant
temperatures in high Venusian clouds.
D: Oliver Morton's ideas that Earth's cloud formation
involves ocean bacteria nucleating ice crystals. As
Morton puts it, "Clouds might be plankton's way of moving
a great distance."
E: New collision models for asteroids suggest that chunks
of rock might be flung from planet to planet, with live
bacteria intact. Spores of "Bacillus permians" have been
known to survive for 250 million years.
F: Thomas Gold's deep hot biosphere theories. Yes, they
are odd and his book makes a wide array of claims. But
those claims don't all have to be factual, in order for
there to be a lot == a *whole* lot == of primeval living
biomass deep in the crust of the earth. Tectonic drift is
a geological commonplace now, and that wasn't accepted
until the 1960s. How much of what we think we know is
wrong?
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Quote As to any clues..... what do you want to know? What types of clues? How about just tell us so we can congratulate you both!
PS: I have a farily strong idea!
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Key concepts: Invitation to Viridian New Years Party,
live music on the Viridian lawn, North Pole melting, Alan
AtKisson, SFMOMA, AMODA, the Ghost of Christmas Future
Attention Conservation Notice: You can come over
here for New Years and witness our renewably-powered
Xmas display.
Links:
http://www.sfmoma.org/exhibitions/exhib_detail.asp?id=82
http://www.sfmoma.org/espace/espace_overview.html
This weekend, I'm at the San Francisco Museum of
Modern Art, (SFMOMA) pontificating with
hip European net.artists. It's good to be the pontiff.
On the evening of Sunday December 22nd, some
Austin Museum of Digital Art (AMODA) guys have promised
to come out and digitally jam in our front yard in
the very thick of the Christmas crowds. Failing,
you know, eerie monster hailstorms or something.
And no, AMODA don't do no Christmas carols. I'm not sure
how you categorize that music, but it's weird and
it comes out of machines.
Then the season's finale: New Years' at the Viridian
Vatican. We're throwing the doors open for 2003. There
will be some tasty surprises, plus the traditional
neighborhood New Years surveillance of the insane
light show on Austin's 37th Street. I'm not boasting, not
just yet, but this may, finally, be the year where I wipe
the floor with our 37th Street rivals.
Send email for directions. You can bring anything
you can carry and anybody you trust.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/2558319.stm
Well, there goes the Arctic. Check out that graphic
of the sea ice diminishing. It's transforming fast.
We may hit some major climate crux during the Bush
Administration. Would that surprise the powers-that-be
more than the sudden collapse of Enron? Probably not!
(((And now, a topical, seasonal piece by Alan AtKisson,
noted author and long-valued member of the Viridian
Curia.)))
Link:
"Find/Replace
"An Occasional Column on Sustainability, Innovation, and
Global Affairs
DEAR SANTA, I HEAR THE NORTH POLE IS MELTING
"© 2002 by Alan AtKisson
Permission granted to turn this into an email virus.
"Dear Santa,
"This year, unlike certain previous years in my life, I
have been a relatively 'good boy.' Starting a family will
do that to a person. I'm betting that I've made your list
for a pretty good present.
"However, I'm afraid that what I really want for
Christmas this year, you can't give me: a new energy
system for planet Earth. A stabilization in our emission
of greenhouse gasses. The avoidance of global climate
catastrophe.
"I'm betting that no amount of patient, no-complaints
baby care gets you that big a pile of chips to play in the
old Christmas Casino. You can't cash in your karma on
miracles.
"But Santa, you know, global warming is a lot more
real than you are.
"You know as well as I do that Nature does what it
does, regardless of whether certain political leaders and
automobile advertisers might like to pretend to the
contrary.
"In fact, you know the immutability of Nature's laws
better than I do, since you're sitting up there on a
melting sheet of ice that's thinned 40% since the 1970s.
By midcentury, Santa, you'll need a summer houseboat ==
for you, the elves, and several thousand homeless polar
bears.
"And apparently, there's not a snowball's chance in
Bangladesh that we humans are going to do much about it.
Did you see the news from India, Santa, about the latest
international climate negotiations conference?
"'Experts espousing the views of industry were thrilled
with the shift in New Delhi,' said the New York Times on
November 3, 2002. The 'shift' was this: the world is
basically giving up on trying to stop or slow down global
warming. 'Industry' (not all industry == some industry
makes the 'Nice' list) was thrilled because they won't
have to invest in innovation, pay carbon taxes, reinvent
their products, convert to zero-emissions energy systems.
"All the serious talk now, said the Times, is about
adapting to the inevitable.
"Santa, I know climate change is inevitable, because it
is already happening. I try to read the science journals,
in between diaper changes: I know that hundreds if not
thousands of indicators, from the pole-ward migration of
warmer-climate species, to the increase in devastating El
Ninos, are 'consistent with the expected effects of an
increase in global temperatures.'"
"Because I've been patiently taught, I know == unlike
about two-thirds of MIT graduate students tested on this
question! == that even if we stopped emitting CO2 and
other greenhouse gasses today, global temperatures would
continue to rise for years.
"It's called 'a delay in the system.' It is going to
happen, for the same reason that summer days keep getting
hotter even when they're getting shorter (after June 21,
for you and me, who both live in the northern hemisphere).
"You know all about delays in the system, Santa.
That's why after you make your lists, you check them
twice, in case some naughtiness or niceness got reported
late.
"But delay or not, I'm not willing to just give up, and
watch my favorite Andean glaciers or Swedish ski areas
disappear. I don't like the idea of New Orleans vanishing
under 20 feet of water when the next global-warming-
enhanced hurricane goes partying on Bourbon Street.
(People usually drink 'Hurricanes' on Bourbon Street; this
Hurricane could drink them.)
"Santa, I know it is unseemly for a grown man to come
begging and pleading to a fictitious troll in a red
polyester suit.But I'm writing to you, rather than to our
World Leader types, because the World Leaders have
essentially tossed in their monogrammed towels. You == the
great dispenser of unexpected gifts for the often barely
deserving == seem to be our only hope.
"So, Santa, please give us something to replace the
burning of fossil fuels.
"You've got to give it to us quick, and it's got to be
relatively cheap and easy to spread around == because
let's face it, Santa, everybody wants energy. And food
(grown with energy). And water (transported with energy).
And transport (powered by energy). But we've got, well,
bad energy right now. Energy is our major need, and our
major problem. Major change is in order.
"For instance, if we're really going to do something
about global warming, all our cars need different motors.
All our coal-fired power plants need to be converted to
some space-age hydrogen fuel cell array, or maybe some
wacky Tesla coil device, harvesting the warps and woofs of
space itself.
"I don't know if you've got something like that for us
in that slick, reindeer-powered, zero-emissions sled of
yours, Santa, but you better have something. We're about
to go to war over this stuff, again == just in time for
Christmas.
"But I'm not giving up hope. We may be a kooky species
who, when it comes to planetary management, is still a
little slow on the uptake. But we try to be good. We
deserve to be on the 'Nice list, even if some of us are
being a little naughty with our corporate accounting
practices.
"Santa, please, give us a new energy system. Give us
climate stability. Give our great-grandchildren the gift
of a white, icicle-y, Frosty-the-Snowman Christmas.
"Or better yet == give us the guts to do it ourselves."
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At the bottom of each thread there is a pop-up menu that allows you to display different time periods worth of messages for that topic. I now set these as 'show all' when setting up a new forum but have not gone back and changed the old ones yet from the default 30 days or something like that.