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O'Borg

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  1. With hardly a glance at Nick, Jonny continues his patter.

    "Did I tell you guys about the fembot inside? Hot damn she was a grade A chunk o' customised ass! When they say lips like cherries and a heart a gold, they took it literally with that bitch! I mean, there I was, well on the way to scorin' an then the head honcho in there takes this fraggin great brandy glass and smashes it clean over her head. Bam! Just like that.

    Not a scratch! Goddamn bitch didnt even blink! I tell ya, I seen all sorts of everythin' weird stuff on tour, but she musta been a fraggin top o the line fembot! I bet she coulda wiped a platoon of Arasaka goons with one hand tied behind her back.

    And ta think I nearly planted my johnson in it! I tell ya, I'm lucky I can still pee standing up!"

  2. Jonny is rather pleased someone saw him on tv, but is way too cool to show it. :)

    "Yeah probably." he says casually. "They'd been bugging me to so a slot for weeks y'know, and I was between gigs and my recording engineer was outa town, so I said 'What the hell?', rounded up my band and did them a favour."

  3. As soon as the door closes and the elevator starts moving, Jonny turns to the others with wide, excited eyes.

    "Damn! Did you see the way that bitch moved? I bet she's got more chrome than a Cadillac! Maybe she aint even human, they probably grew here in a vat in Tokyo or Chiba or somewhere. Damn! I nearly laid it too!"

  4. Jonny gives Maude another wary look before turning to Vince.

    "Well, he can't be expecting these mobsters to be much trouble if he's only paying us two grand apeice. I bet we can do the whole gig without pulling the trigger once. Dunno about you, but I'm up for it. My drummer needs a new sense of rythm."

  5. "Smooth with the family and eliminate the bad guys quietly, check. Don't worry, I'll be the very soul of discretion! Just one question," Jonny lowers his voice and leans forward conspiritoraly "That Maude is one damn fine piece of tail, yknow? Is she spoken for?"

     

     

    OOC : I think I'm gonna enjoy playing Jonny  ;)

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