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Well, I am finally at the "scam" part of the nigerian scam.
Here's what I got from the "Securities" company:
From: "North Atlantic" northatlantic_01@yahoo.fr
Subject: YOUR APPLICATION HAVE BEEN ACCEPTED
FROM THE DEPARTMENT OF FOREIGN AND
INTERNATIONAL REMITTANCE,
ROOM 11 ATLANTIC HOUSE 16 RUE DE
COMMERCE BP 346 LOME-Togo
tel +228-945-13-55
fax +228-222-76-14
email;northatlantic_01@yahoo.fr or
northatlantic2000@caramail.com
Name: mr kyle ingram
Bank: Name pnc bank.
Bank: Account No.3020101326645
Beneficiary: james guei
YOUR APPLICATION HAVE BEEN ACCEPTED
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DEAR SIR,
THIS OFFICE HERE BY NOTIFY YOU,THAT YOUR APPLICATION HAVE BEEN ACCEPTED WITH File NUMBER 121/t,YOU SHOULD COME FORTH WITH THE PAYMENT OF ($1.320.00) ONE THOUSAND THREE HUNDRED AND TWENTY (USD) DOLLARS ONLY BY WESTERN (UNION MONEY TRANSFER SERVICE).
PAYABLE TO OUR ACCOUNTANT GENERAL MR OFFEKA UDE KULU, AS SOON AS WE RECEIVE THESE PAYMENT YOUR File WILL BE FORMALLY OPEN WITH OUR COMPANY AS THE NEXT BENEFICIARY TO THE DEPOSITED ITEMS WITH CODE -no-258-2005/NAF/T ACCORDING TO OUR COMPANYS code OF CONDUCT.
YOU SHOULD NOTE TO BE PREPARED TO FURNISH TO US THE SECURITY CLEARANCE PAPERS OF THESE DEPOSIT TO EFFECTS YOUR CLAIM TO TRANSFER YOUR FUNDS ACCORDING TO YOUR DIRECTIVES.
WE ARE LOOKING UPON TO YOUR RESPONCE.
THANKS
YOURS FAITHFULLY
HELEAN DONOVAN
(the secretary general)
Ok, notice how despite the fact I never gave them my bank's address, like they requested, I still got "approved". Now comes the fun part, I get to turn it around on them.
Dear HELEAN DONOVAN:
I am informed that Mr. James Guei will be paying any and all expenses, as per his and my agreement. This agreement is in writing, however I require written authorization from him in order to give the specifics of the information to you.
My other concern is in fact the $1,320.00 you have requested. What is this charge for? Can I please be sent written documentation itemizing the process we will be going through for this transaction. Also, I am going to require receipts for all of this, for purposes of income tax, both federal and state, here in the United States, along with any foreign income taxes I may have to pay.
Thank you very much.
-Kyle Ingram
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Oh yeah, I got crazy spelling in mine too. It's rediculous how bad these scammers spell...I can understand a little misspelling, but I can't figure out how they can consistently get the wrong information.
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Guys, it just got better! They want the address and fax / phone # for the bank...here...just read this:
From: "North Atlantic" northatlantic_01@yahoo.fr
Subject: COME VERY CLEAR PLEASE
DEAR SIR,
YOU SHOULD PLEASE SEND THE FULL ADDRESS OF YOUR BANK CLEAR TO US INCLUDING THE TELEPHONE AND FAX NUMBERS FOR WE WILL WORK WITH THEM TO TRANSFER YOUR FUNDS WITH OUT FURTHER DELAY.
MORESO YOU SHOULD DEFINE THE BENEFICIARY TO US VERY CLEAR FOR FOR WE WANT TO KNOW THE PERSON WHO, WE WILL TRANSAFER THESE CONSIGNMENTS TO?JAMES GUEI or KYLE INGRAM TO AVOID COMPLICATION IN TRANSFERING YOUR FUND.
THANKS FOR YOU COOPERATION.
Mrs Helean Donovan (SG)
My reply is thus:
Dear Mrs Helean Donovan:
I would be more than happy to provide you with the information, however, my bank has requested your information, including a website address. I'm not particularly sure why they want it, but they do, and they want the same information relayed to me. Please provide this information at your earliest convenience. After the information is relayed, then my bank will authorize any transactions. Thank you very much.
-Kyle Ingram
Now here is my question, I am thinking of giving them the address to the FBI field office in Philadelphia, what do you guys think about this?
I'm worried about possible legal ramifications.
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Speaking of 80's revival, here's something REALLY frightenning: I saw a guy, a few days ago, walking around in a MEMBERS ONLY jacket! DAMN! Ain't that horrible?! I'm not sure if it's an original, or a remake.
-K
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I dunno, but the fact that I've strung them along this long doesn't bode well for their intelligence. Hee hee
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Another communique from him:
Dear Ingram,
Thanks for your mail,and i am very happy to hear you've contacted the
security company,so you should wait to hear from them first to know the next
plans please and the next move,all your questions is not what you really
need now for you will come to see things happen in your life time.i wish you
very success to deal with the security company to claim out these fund as my
foreign partner and the next beneficiary to these fund,i hope you secure the
approval of these fund to transfer them with out further delay.
Moreso:You should note to call on me,if you do not understand any thing from
the security company to guard you up and to avoid any mistake from our side.
I hope to hear from you soonest
Best reguards
James guei
My reply:
I assume they'll e-mail me? They never asked for my phone number or anything.
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Ok, this has just gotten better! Not only is he replying faster, but it got much more interesting. Not only that, I decided to play his little game regarding bank accounts, and securities.
Here's the E-mail from him:
Dear K. Ingram,
Thanks for your mail,but i do not understood all your points in this
transaction,well if you really want to commit your self to this transaction
please you should know that i am not the owner of the security company,i am
only a client to them,so if you want to assist me as you did mentioned you
should have send the text of application to their fax or try their other
email to make things short and simple for us to move forward to transfer
these fund with out further delay.
In any case i am very soory to hear you saying the security company email is
not working and other things you did mentioned about the web site of cara
mail,which is not our concerns, the only thing is are you ready willing and
capable to assist me claim these funds from the security company and help me
invest them in your country with your professional advise,because the north
athatlantic security company is a very reputable security company here lome
togo,so i will send to that again with their alternative email to you, so
that you will try to resend the text of applicate to them please, for us to
move forward.THIS IS THEIR ALTERNATIVE EMAIL NORTHATLANTIC_01@YAHOO.FR,And
please bear with me for i am very sorry for all this delay, this have caused
us for delaing this transaction.
I hope to hear from you soonest.
Best Reguards
James tamba guei
HERE IS THE CONTACT ADDRESS AGAIN
PLEASE
Security Company Address:
NORTH ATLANTIC: 16 RUE DE
COMMERCE BP 346 LOME - Togo
Tel: +228-945-13-55
Fax: +228-222-76-14
Email:northatlantic2000@caramail.com
Name: Mr.---------------------------
Bank Name:--------------------------
Bank Account No --------------------
Beneficiary:------------------------
Dear Sir,
THIS IS A FORMAL APPLICATION TO TRANSFER AND OPEN A NEW fILE ACCOUNT AS THE
NEXT BENEFICIARY TO MR. JAMES GUEI ACCOUNT.
With the above address, I wish to inform you that I am
the next Beneficiary of the said amount deposited by my partner
Mr. James Guei. He is a customer and valued client of your security
company with Deposit Code Number - 258-2005/NAF/T valued at USD $ 46,400
million as the DEPOSITED ITEM in your security company.
The relevant documents to support my claim, together with the Certificate Of
Deposit, Agreement and Letter of Introduction from my Family Lawyer will be
forwarded.
The Bank Account details for the Transmital of this deposit is stipulated
above, however if further information is needed, it will be supplied
henceforth. Please accept this late application as my formal acceptance to
claim the above mentioned sum deposited by my partner Mr. James Guei, it was
due to a family logistics problem and crisis that brings the late submission
for the application of this claim to be brought forward.
Thanks
Your name ----------------------
My Reply:
James-
Well, I was worried about the security of your money. I mean let's face it, if the securities company tries to pull something over on you, those millions of dollars is a great deal to lose, but hey, if you wind up somehow losing your shirt, my family has told me that they'll pay for a plane ticket and any documents neccessary to bring you to the United States so you can start over! We even have a spare house we could let you use until you get back on your feet. But, as you have told me that you've done business with this securities company before, and you trust them and all, I'm sure I'm worrying for absolutely no reason.
So, now that I've given the securities company the information you requested, what is the next step?
Also, considering how your life has been thus far...are you doing alright? I was thinking about sending you and your family something nice, I mean, hell, you don't always have to wait till Christmas to help out other people. How about a box of fine cigars, or do you not smoke?
Well, anyways, I'll talk to you later. I hope things move along smoothly, and everything works out.
-K. Ingram
Here is what I sent the "securities" company:
NORTH ATLANTIC: 16 RUE DE
COMMERCE BP 346 LOME - Togo
Tel: +228-945-13-55
Fax: +228-222-76-14
Email:northatlantic2000@caramail.com
Name: Mr. Kyle Ingram
Bank Name: PNC Bank
Bank Account No 3020101326645
Beneficiary: James Guei
Dear Sir,
THIS IS A FORMAL APPLICATION TO TRANSFER AND OPEN A NEW fILE ACCOUNT AS THE
NEXT BENEFICIARY TO MR. JAMES GUEI ACCOUNT.
With the above address, I wish to inform you that I am
the next Beneficiary of the said amount deposited by my partner
Mr. James Guei. He is a customer and valued client of your security
company with Deposit Code Number - 258-2005/NAF/T valued at USD $ 46,400
million as the DEPOSITED ITEM in your security company.
The relevant documents to support my claim, together with the Certificate Of
Deposit, Agreement and Letter of Introduction from my Family Lawyer will be
forwarded.
The Bank Account details for the Transmital of this deposit is stipulated
above, however if further information is needed, it will be supplied
henceforth. Please accept this late application as my formal acceptance to
claim the above mentioned sum deposited by my partner Mr. James Guei, it was
due to a family logistics problem and crisis that brings the late submission
for the application of this claim to be brought forward.
Thanks
Your name: Kyle Ingram
SPECIAL REQUEST: Could you please send me some information about your company, as I may want to do further business through you. Thank you.
I'm sorry, but I'm falling out of my seat laughing, it's hysterical the guy is buying this bullsh*t! I mean, good G-d! How dumb do you seriously have to be?!
-K
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Happy birthday man!
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Oh, I totally am! I think it's great!
-K
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GOT ANOTHER MESSAGE!
Original Message
From: "james guei"<james_t_guei96@hotmail.com>
Subject: don't keep me waiting
Date: Wed, 10 Sep 2003 09:33:22 +0000
>Dear Kyle Ingram,
>
>Good day to you once more,well i want to know what is holding every process
>of this transaction at your side,so please tell me if you are still willing
>and capable to carry out this deal with me,if you are please fill in the
>text of application i sent to you,to the security company to approve these
>funds on your behalf as my foreign patner/beneficiary to these fund.
>
>Please don't keep me waiting, and tell me your stands towards this
>transaction.
>
>Hoping to hear from you soonest.
>
>james guei
MY REPLY
Actually, I've been waiting on you. Seems you didn't get my previous e-mail. No problem, here is my previous message again:
I'm looking at the information for the security company, it looks rather fishy. Are you sure it's ok? I mean, I find it odd that a security company is going to use caramail (which is a subsidiary of Lycos) as it's e-mail address. Is there a website for them I could look at, or something? I don't want you to think I don't trust you, but I'm worried that you may be giving your money to someone who isn't wholely trust worthy. I know a few great securities companies over here in the United States, how about we try them? They do international business! It would be great! Not only that, they are internationally insured!
Don't get me wrong, I really really do want to help, I've even been thinking about possibly reducing the share you need to donate to me (I mean, seriously, helping people is its own reward right?) So listen, you tell me what you'd really like to do, and we'll do it ok? I'm just horribly worried about you getting scammed out of such a large sum of money. Hope to hear from you soon.
-K. Ingram
Now, I would very much like to assist you, but I'm just worried you're going to be scammed by this securities company. Doesn't it concern you that they're using a Lycos based e-mail account? Also, Lycos got hacked last week, are you sure you want to do a confidential transaction through them? Seriously, I've got the names, addresses, and phone numbers of some EXCELLENT securities companies! Please, let me know ASAP as to your reaction.
- K. Ingram
Dude, this is getting better and better!
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hee hee, I think I know what I'll be doing for my bachelor's party. Sitting around, watching anime.
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You belong in the Cat Who Walks Through Walls. You are creative and cunning. Your works often feel empty to you, though others love them. You suspect that the universe and everyone in it are just characters in someone else's story.
Never read it
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Quote (freakboy6117 @ Sep. 09 2003,00:39) well ludicrious as it sounds white wolf are suing sony because the new movie UNDERWORLD is a bit too much like the world of darkness here is a link to the very long complaint
and here is penny arcade cartoon on the subject too
oh yes and here's themovie site so you can see what there on aboutYou know, as soon as I was done saying "I wanna see this!" I then said to SaphiraCat "Reminds me of vampire & Werewolf" Glad I wasn't too far off
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What is the difference between IR and Thermograph?
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Quote (freakboy6117 @ Sep. 07 2003,00:15) knight hawk you have an adhesive tape fetish too? I have many fetishes, most involve gerbils
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Got another reply from him! He says:
Original Message
From: "james guei"<james_t_guei96@hotmail.com>
Subject: THANKS FOR YOU CO-OPERATION
Date: Fri, 05 Sep 2003 15:16:45 +0000
>Dear Ingram,
>
>Thanks for your mail,and i am very happy for your co-operation and
>understanding for us to transfer these fund with out further delay,well my
>dear for us to proceed in this transaction i really want to ask you for one
>favour,and they are please to try to give this transaction secrecy and
>confidentialrity we needs to transact this transaction for sake of my
>security and the safety of these fund too.
>
>And with out further delay you should please fill in this text of
>application to the security company for approval of these fund on your
>behalf as my foreign partner and the next beneficiary to these fund,as soon
>as your name is open with these fund you should inform me back to give you
>all the guards and informations you need to work with the security company
>to claim these fund and transfer them to your account and help me invest
>them in your country with your professional advise.i hope you will try to
>work fast with the security company for i really commited to claim these
>fund to start doning something for my self, since my fathers death i am
>competely doing noting though i am here in togo as a political refugee
>pending the time president laurent gbagbo will leave power in my country
>cote d' ivoiran.
>
>So my good friend ingram, as soon as you contact the security company,there
>should be no more delaying for us to claim these fund from the security
>company faster, to start planing for the investment axpect please,i hope you
>co-operate with me to success of this transaction.
>
>I hope to hear from you soonest.
>
>Best Reguards
>
>
>THIS IS THE TEXT OF APPLICATION FILL IT AND SEND TO THE SECURITY COMPANY
>
>
>
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>Security Company Address:
>
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>NORTH ATLANTIC: 16 RUE DE
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>COMMERCE BP 346 LOME - Togo
>
>Tel: +228-945-13-55
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>Fax: +228-222-76-14
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>Email:northatlantic2000@caramail.com
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>
>Name: Mr.---------------------------
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>
>Bank Name:--------------------------
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>
>Bank Account No --------------------
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>
>Beneficiary:------------------------
>
>
>Dear Sir,
>
>
>THIS IS A FORMAL APPLICATION TO TRANSFER AND OPEN A NEW fILE ACCOUNT AS THE
>NEXT BENEFICIARY TO MR. JAMES GUEI ACCOUNT.
>
>
>With the above address, I wish to inform you that I am
>
>the next Beneficiary of the said amount deposited by my partner
>
>Mr. James Guei. He is a customer and valued client of your security
>
>company with Deposit Code Number - 258-2005/NAF/T valued at USD $ 46,400
>million as the DEPOSITED ITEM in your security company.
>
>
>The relevant documents to support my claim, together with the Certificate Of
>Deposit, Agreement and Letter of Introduction from my Family Lawyer will be
>forwarded.
>
>The Bank Account details for the Transmital of this deposit is stipulated
>above, however if further information is needed, it will be supplied
>henceforth. Please accept this late application as my formal acceptance to
>claim the above mentioned sum deposited by my partner Mr. James Guei, it was
>due to a family logistics problem and crisis that brings the late submission
>for the application of this claim to be brought forward.
>
>Thanks
>
>Your name ----------------------
>
>
My Reply:
I'm looking at the information for the security company, it looks rather fishy. Are you sure it's ok? I mean, I find it odd that a security company is going to use caramail (which is a subsidiary of Lycos) as it's e-mail address. Is there a website for them I could look at, or something? I don't want you to think I don't trust you, but I'm worried that you may be giving your money to someone who isn't wholely trust worthy. I know a few great securities companies over here in the United States, how about we try them? They do international business! It would be great! Not only that, they are internationally insured!
Don't get me wrong, I really really do want to help, I've even been thinking about possibly reducing the share you need to donate to me (I mean, seriously, helping people is its own reward right?) So listen, you tell me what you'd really like to do, and we'll do it ok? I'm just horribly worried about you getting scammed out of such a large sum of money. Hope to hear from you soon.
-K. Ingram
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::whimper::
-K
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Here's an interesting one:
Original English Text:
The Everyone Everywhere List
Translated to French:
Le Chacun Partout Énumèrent
Translated back to English:
Each one Everywhere Enumerate
Translated to German:
Jedes zählen überall auf
Translated back to English:
Everyone enumerate everywhere
Translated to Italian:
Tutto enumera dappertutto
Translated back to English:
All it enumerates everywhere
Translated to Portuguese:
Tudo que enumerates em toda parte
Translated back to English:
Everything that enumerates in all part
Translated to Spanish:
Todo que enumera en toda la parte
Translated back to English:
Everything that it enumerates in all the part
or how about this:
Original English Text:
mystic thesaurus
Translated to French:
thesaurus mystique
Translated back to English:
mystical thesaurus
Translated to German:
mystischer Thesaurus
Translated back to English:
mystischer thesaurus
Translated to Italian:
lessico del mystischer
Translated back to English:
lessico of the mystischer
Translated to Portuguese:
lessico do mystischer
Translated back to English:
lessico of mystischer
Translated to Spanish:
lessico del mystischer
Translated back to English:
lessico of mystischer
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Quote (Bookwyrm @ Sep. 04 2003,22:24) Quote Ph34r t3h rabbit 
No, Fear the Bunny!
SLUGGY RULES!
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Happy Birthday! May future ones never suck!
+Slugs Nightflyer in the shoulder+
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YAY! Lady Grey is back! Welcome back, you've been seriously missed!
+runs over and vigorously rubs up and down against her leg+
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You know, I'm getting this feeling the next people the USA invades won't be North Korea, but rather France, just to turn it into a US territory.
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Good luck with your new bride man, and STICK IT TO HER! hee hee...ok, sorry, couldn't contain my perversion.
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(Besides, we all know one doesn't get married for sex, just to mark the end of it)
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Yeah, unfortunately my computer is getting to the point that I need to reformat it and reinstall everything :-(
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Urban Assault...Barbie?
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Hee hee, sorry to tell ya, but I beat you too it. I had my players retrieve one of the party member's sisters from them, she had been initiated and was running off to get the biosculpting done. They failed and her name became simply a number. It rocked! I'll post the stats for them later, after I get my computer back up to speed (I had to format it yesterday)
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