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  1. Congratulations on being the creator of a new

    Evil Plan !

     

    Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery.

     

    Your motive is a little bit more complex: Hatred for all mankind

     

    Stage One

    To begin your plan, you must first incinerate a pope. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, horrified by your arrival. Who is this nightmare beyond comprehension? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good wearing the skin of another human?

     

     

    Stage Two

    Next, you must contaminate/poison the Town's Water Supply. This will all be done from a hell, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of the undead hasten to do your every bidding.

     

     

    Stage Three

    Finally, you must prepare your arcane ritual, bringing about the return of the antichrist. Your name shall become synonymous with all that is wrong with the world, and no man will ever again dare sneer cruelly at your disfigured face. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to make you their new god.

     

     

     

    i love being a sick sadistic monster... its just so fun!

  2. i thinks i would have to go with suits because it would be much easier to train a large number of troops to use them then only being able to have a limited number of qualified pilots to operate the mechs, as is the case in so many anime situations. to illustrate my point i refer you to the empire strikes back. the rebels were able to bring down the empires version of the mech down with footsoldiers.

     

    but maybe what is needed is a squad of mobile suits backed up by one large mech.

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    people dont go flying of the handle when someone post a thread they dont like here.

     

    true. i know that some of the sh!t i talk could piss a lot of people off and yet no-one has hunted me down and smacked me senseless for my ramblings. so it is quite nice here.

  4. rizardo, i am going to have words with you when i see you next. i know you dont need the stuff that so-called book has in it. but if you really want it i can give you my copy. i know i dont need it much anymore.

  5. lol i just looked at that pic again and saw the biggest flaw in your system there harry. you are driving a FORD. shame on you. you should know that HOLDEN reigns supreme! but neway, where do you go cruising? it would be cool if we could see that beast in the meatflesh.

  6. since my last post on the thread, i have been into work in full goth/punk style with the other goth who works there at my side, also in full goth outfit. we still have our jobs, but my supervisor did tell me to take off the collar i had on when i did my next shift, which was a day or so later.

  7. bunnycakes, dont worry bout my friend rizardo. he wouldnt hurt you.  :)  :mg:

     

    BUT...

     

    i am also moving out, i am moving to minto where my friend has a place so i will finnaly be FREE! and i will also have a net connection of my own so i will be able to be online more.

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    and why didn't the dock have an emergency EMP built in just in case ho hum.

     

    because they would have screwed themselves if they had to use one. that was wht they were so pissed off with morpheus with when he used the one on the hammer (i think). while he stopped that wave of machines he also managed to fry the zion systems and leave the dock without its defences, leaving it open to the next wave of attacks.

  9. well i just got back from the cinema from seeing the matrix revolutions at the first session they had, which was at 1 in the morning here in australia, and was blown away by it.

     

    it was a great movie which wraps up the story started in reloaded, and the entire story started in the original matrix. however the ending is something that must be seen to be believed. i will say nothing about it except that it is probablly not what you would expect. it is very open ended.

     

    so go out and SEE THIS MOVIE! especially if you are a fan of the other matrix flicks.

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    If you're going to Ultimo TAFE, work down George Street when it rains and think cyberpunk thoughts, it always made me think them for some reason!

     

    not at tafe nymore but walking down george street was always good... but on ly in the direction away from the tafe!

     

    and Golgotha, th ONLY way to get around the city is to walk! its pretty much all within walking distance.

  11. alas, i have sold out to the system and found employment. true it is a sh!tty little job making burgers at an oportos restaraunt in the food court of one of the local shoping centres, prolly the closest thing we have to an ameraican mall in my town, but at least i get paid for it. and so far i havent giving anyone food poisoning! but give me time... (insert evil laugh here)

    but working on the front dealing with the fat batards who eat there is a pain in the arse! so of them are tottaly un-freaking-beliavable!

     

    (i really hope my boss doesnt post on this forum!)

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    Rockwolf smacks Bookwyrm across the butt with an 18"dildo and then walks away.

     

    flashback of hatchet harry...

     

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    Let me tell you about Hatchet Harry. Once there was this geezer called Smithy Robinson who worked for Harry. It was rumoured that he was on the take. Harry invited Smithy round for an explanation. Smithy didn't do a very good job. Within a minute Harry lost his temper and reached for the nearest thing at hand, which happened to be a fifteen-inch black rubber cock. He then proceeded to batter poor Smithy to death with this; that was seen as a pleasant way to go . . .
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