Davious

er, ... I`l be good , please don`t hunt m down and change my DNA to th ROCKWOLF helix .

hmmm , oh well I`m from oldham , thay don`t teach us how to spell , this is my excuse

Terribly sorry about laughning , but did anyone see the news readers trying to make this serious story sound like a human tradgerdy when every other sentance involved the term cockle picking...

CHina has only 1 sub of it`s own and it`s the one that might have nukes in it .

I don`t mind china having nukes , its india that pisses me off , a country that believes in reincarnation has te power to kick off big style (bugger)

I`d like pacific rim and eurosolo , P Got the c`books they come in sets of 1 and 2 and 3 and 4.

Well , the SAS had Pink land rovers ... maybe being tougher than the entire US special forces combined makes you secure in your sexuality ???

I`ve got a cunning plan , why give them a chip stick that chip readers shows has 10,000 on it and say you don`t get paid enough right ? take the cash or my freind with the shotgun takes over negotiations ?

Have you ever worked on a building site ? I`ve done training as an electrican and a joiner , and hammering when you first learn is shit difficult , no put into a wire pipe , make sure it goes in straight etc

Eventually your fine though , like being an electrician , When i first arrived on the site it looked mad , but in the end of 2 weeks i knew what the wires were where they went as I`d laid them , I knew about them but 2 weeks before i didn`t even know you had wires through walls etc ... naive maybe but true

Maybe in the situation where someone fails his death save you kill him , then have them wake up several weeks later when someone tries to have his chip socket installed , mnew character same knowledge , unfortunately this is little 8 year olds first chip socket , have fun playing a split personality 8 year old

Microsoft windows encryption , one of the lab comps will have it , and no one can break it , Microsoft word daved docs have an encryption thats twice as complicated as German military codes. ALl you need to do is save the file transfer then he open it , I bet in the future noone will be able to crack it in less than a month , So this is proberly your best chance.

And this should be standard with all wird proccesor softwae Especially if its from a huge corp.

The best Character death i ever had was in shaddowrun, my crew got into renraku , huge fortess of doom , tooled up skilled up , no cy ber cos we thought odd mehes in renraku could control us.

We walk in through a secret ok resistance entrance , huge cyborg charges us inside a car park i go hand to hand , difficult when weighed down with gods knows how many guns , why i didn`t shoot him i don`t know . Anyways this robot twists me round breaks both my arms and uses me as a human shield , 0 security guards that were sent with us by a corp and the pc`s open up at the cuborg , through me , get though my front armour , get through me , don`t make it though the back of my armour , THe robot thing unholsters my smg one handed kills many people with AP rounds , uses ever gun of mine in turn , picture more shooting of me though stomach , I collapse and the lead inside me weighs me down so the robot flees , I`m evaced and somehow recover.

Next day I`m being tansfered from this resistance hide out to a ambulance for trnsport to somewhere they can give me organs and arms and legs.

They incoming fly ambulance appears in the sky. Paul , a pc picks up my smg reloaded with AP ammo , and shoots this armoured ambulance on its way though the sky , this then crashes on me , Through god and gm kindness and the best rolls of my life i survive , I can be put into a robot body , which the party have stolen from renraku , then the second ambulance arrives this is shot down by the previously mentioned paul . I`m almost crying here this is 2 years of character thats hanging on by the skin of his teeth , it misses me but petrol is pooring from the wreck towards my prone body , pissed off the medic , Paul , the sadist uses his uber contact of doom to call down oritorry because due to some weird character background this the agreed point where he and I die from a satalite attack , a flaw that gave him lots perception rerolls , two years on the gm see`s the notes and we die , Damn his heathen hide.

I`m sorry , replace morecamme with morecamme bay silverdale please

How can you like we were soldiers , Mel GIbson deserves to be burnt slowly over a soft flame and whiped the rest of the day , The terrorist supporting bastard.

He made a film about Vietnam when his parents moved from america to australia to avoid him going to vietnam , oh m god. And of course he`s anti English . nonce

Two sharks are swimming under Blackpool pier ,the first shark says " all we get to eat here is when some times a burger is dropped we get some burger , when someone drops off some chips we eat a few chips , and when someone drops a bit of battered cod , we get a little bit of cod , I`m sick of all of this"

the second shark swims around and says " lets go to morecame and have Chinese"

Wait a cockle picking minute whats this post about again

erm , sorry to be correct , but pink is the perfect colour for camo in the desert , makes the tank completely invisable

Sorry i meant Mass , I was wrong but yeah i`ll try find out from him , he lives london so i don`t see him much will email the old boy

Yes you are gay , but it`s ok gay people are no longer publicly stoned , except in wales , don`t go there is my advice. Film you love but its so bad hmm , HACKERS angelina jole looking tasty and the line , WOW its got a 28.8 bps modem . COOL.

Damn bastard whores , and of course hackers 2 has to be all correct and accurate and as everyone who has ever hacked looks boring till you manage to link all your school computers to a looping music video of KIttie

Most of the films you guys mentioned are all cool , apart from harry potter films , retard.

Oh well could be worse , one of you could have seen scary movie 3

Only film i have ever walked out of , and i mean ever...

oh yeah , i nearly forgot if you have gps in your car , its very accurate , and if you have a handheld one with more than 3 sattalites its also very accurate , but wait till a war starts in the iraqi war just gone they become uber accurate the little japanese woman in the gps spouted out location to the inch every 10 seconds. And that was on a motorway (highway to you colonists)

I know this sounds odd , but did anyone know about tha japanese treaty with Switzerland , apperently there are secure banking sattalites that needed to be inorbit , the Jap`s did this for a hefty sum , however my bro researched this for his docterate , and communication sattalites are very small and don`t have to be in low orbit , however all the Swiss ones were huge very heavy and are in low orbit , hmmm , goes well with the idea the swiss mountains are hollow

Oh course I would get a cyberarm , Apart from the death kill pounch and the Power , you also get to Put a gun inside it , mmmm camo for your ammo

Hey people , I need to know how to kill cops for next run

Thanks

Hey people , I carry whatever guns I can whenever I can , But I hide them , And AFTER i KILL A COP OR DO A RUN THEY ARE IN THE BIN , i`LL STEALL mILITARY EQUIPMENT , BUT i`LL DUMP IT THE NEXT DAY , IT`S LIKE A TOOLBOX PEOPLE , yOU USE WHAT YOIU NEED AND tHEN DUMP IT BEFORE YOUR BUSTED