Bullet

So this is what I have been doing: Malice in Wonderland

"Enjoy"

I hope you'll find thingies from there...not much yet, but definitely different kind of school project, aye?

Nightmarish inspiration.

...and answers to the questions

1)Cockasaurus

2)we are a invidual

Because the Ministry review was such a smash hit (uh...) I thought I'd write a review about this sick puppy.

Ok,here we go:

DFD is a five piece band, from US/God knows where. Music style? Metal with weird mr.Bungle -esque circus twists.

Anarchists starts with Leper Friend, morbid and very catchy song...about...umm...dying? Yes. Like almost every song on this album. Lots of dying there. Totally kick ass song. Otherwise heavy mood is lightened with synth, which brings something unique and slightly disturbing to this band, and to this song.

The next one is "9 to 5 at the morgue" ...hilarious lyrics, heavy mood continues...then comes the weird prog-like flute section. Weird and entertaining. These little moments don't break the mood, they more like deepens the grotesque feel of the album.

Next stand-up song is number 6, "Corpse is a corpse" ...just plain hilarious.

And next stand-up is number 9 "Vertigo Motel" ...this is something totally different. The whole album is dark and heavy, but this...make no mistake, it is still dark, but...It starts with synth, has some touchy singing ("you got me hanging by my throat...now I swing in the three...swaying in the breeze" ...touchy ), but then the fun starts. Imagine Eiffel 65 (or whatever that POS was called) vocals to metal. The singer Todd changes his singing style frequently in this song, varying from growling to that europop-weird-sh!t to melodical singing. Nice.

Then we have the track 12 (well, my europian edition has it) which is a punkish song about one night they met skinheads..."Albino Rhino" is that track.

The album has it's dull moments (because a lot of them starts quite similary), but those stand-ups are worth it...and if you don't want to buy the thing then go to DFD-sites and download some mp3s...There is at least Leper Friend and 9 to 5 at the morgue...

But come on...go and buy the damn thing!

8.5/10

Eh...what the hell? Why is this post "up" again? Did someone...*gasp*..vote?

You make laugh? Oh jesus. I was/am rude (back then...or am I still?)

...and why is that? Could you explain? (I can't comment on this subject, but that statement is just...provoking )

Well, terrible late b-day to you too 'Monki.

You are not old yet

Suddenly a spot of light appeares to Bullets chest and starts growing. Then a high pitched sound is heard and Bullet is transformed into a floating, light-like eye, which zaps the bar staff and consumes all of their whiskeys.

OOC:Blame my web-project from this

Can I insert few important things from my WeedWolf characters eq? Thanks

a bong called Kylie

a octopus bong called W/-\nker

Thank you. That describes the game (at least my part )

OOC:Eep.I am sorry, I didn't know about single-malted etiquette...Whiskey just tastes better when it's little bit colder... And talking about heresy:You speak about bourbon! Goddamn cookie drink. Thy shall drink only the purest scottish sheeps urine. Whiskey that is.

"You need IDs? What kind of a f*cked up country is this? You can't have whiskey in a bar!" "*grumble grumble*" Bullet then eats a chair, just to protest.

They probably won't come to Finland anytime soon...or maybe to festivals, but the odds are that I am not going to see them...

Too lazy to see anything live if it's not in Oulu or near (King Crimson in Helsinki...sigh...)

That pink goes well with hair, but as a background.....don't think so

So I am not doing Cyberpink yet... maybe on my own time...

Bullet decides to take it with a paperbag (not knowing what he is taking), throws whatever was in the bag somewhere and puts the bag over his head. Then he orders a whiskey with rocks (single malted,please)

"We need more women" Looking weirdly at Chrys

"We have to save Malek! He might be an aussie, but he is still a cyberpunk...sort of..and...and...uh...what the hell, lets dine"

Out of somekind of character: What does RV stand for? I know it is a van...or smthing like that...

Doesn't effect. I am kinda cold about it. Iraqs should have just hand over mistah Saddam, but they didn't. Millions will die, but that doesn't effect me. Yet.

Avoiding peace demonstrations, because we could consentrade on our own problems.

Hey, it is still possible!

..But there is no way in frigging hell that it is going to be THAT pink  

I am doing somekind of pages in school...maybe I'll do somekind of reincarnation of Cyberpink or something..

Argh! Ba* (ba-star...get it? )

Lollipop Lust Kill are their warmers...I want to see both of them. *grumble grumble*

Oh.Should've figured.

I'll shuddup.  

I don't know about the reality, but in this case it's a good kind of kicking. I suppose they are somewhat good kickers (those thin legs must hurt!Ouch.Simple physics,dear Spock)

Did you notice that used lots of 'kick' word in that review?

No interest in Swedish Army Surplus jacket? Costs 10€...Pretty sure they are all XL or close...mine is big, even for me (and I am quite big)

I can bring some olive-green Swedish army jackets with me when I come there. You can use 'em in summer I am using one. I look like Nazi too almost shaved head (short hair...1mm + longer thingie in the back of my head).

Eepiepeepie....

I also wear black. What a surprise.

Hmmm...I noticed I have nothing to contribute to this subject...what a surprise

*pant pant* ...that...was...krhm...an...experience....

...Uh...need time to relax...

Cool looking (although I think I AM going blind...slowly...because of that bgcolor ), but is there anything there? Little meat around the bones?

Bought it today. Here's a review:

The album starts with the title track. Good start, because it kicks you in the balls...you know, good kind of kicking. The sound is similar to Dark Side of the Spoon, drilling guitars, pounding drums and Al's effect filled vocals. Also includes weird guitar sounding singing. High pitched. Ouch.

The next song 'Unsung' goes by, kicking like a reindeer.  Really ear tearing...and fun. Then the show goes little numb, until the sixth song starts...Cover-song from Magazine 'The Light Pours Out Of Me' sounds like Fear Factory and stands out from the song-list. It almost sounds happy...almost.

Leper ends the album. It is a 9 minute instrumental, almost prog-like.  10 songs, 54-minutes of in-your-face,HC/industrial/metal/Ministry-stuff. Good buy.

I'll give it 8.5 or 9 from 10.

And remember: The only way to listen to this is loud!

I demand that we don't wear trench coats and mirrorshades! I hate that Matrix look... Well,OK, if we also use suits and narrow ties...and those trench coats mustn't be black. Kakhi I say!

Good ol'road-on. Getting pissed. In many ways

Or not.

Pat stared to the IA-agents eyes, cold as ice and dug out his badge. "I am Stanlez...Patric Stanlez,Bladerunner,5432, but I prefer mister Stanlez or detective Stanlez when you address me...Luther"

Pat gave the man a cold, joyless smile.

Yes he is. And ex-prizefighter and all day stupid c*nt who was chosen to Finlands government (Uh?Eduskunta?)

First thing he did was a brilliant idea to call our president lesbian in a radio-program. And not to mention he is a loudmouth racist.

Give Finland an applause!