Annie

Yeah, it is pretty scary. But you must learn to master the fear. Feel that? Feel the power? Use that power. Don your own white coat. Brandish your own spikey thing. Cultivate your own bemused expression. Now go, my pretty........be free!!!!

World domination will be mine!!! All mine!!!!

(Now where did I put that cloning manual......?)

That's it, all right. Goddamn government spoils all our fun........

I really liked last session......it was cool. Thanks to all involved (you know who you are)!

I blame Tony Benn.

Mind you, who doesn't?

Ooooookaaaaay.

There must be something in the water in Chesterfield........

That explains my lifestyle then......except without the fucking part!!

Yeah, give the intellectually challenged fertility drugs hidden in "feelgood" drugs which are a free government handout......kinda like free school milk (until Maggie got rid).

People who are intelligent and earn lots of money in good jobs don't get the handouts. However they are secretly given drugs to reduce fecundancy when they receive their annual vaccinations from their doctor. (Poor/stupid people can't afford/can't be bothered to do this.)

How's that? A bit thin, I know, but it's 12.15am, I've been up for 36 hours and I've had half a bottle of gin. And I'm not creative by nature........

Chris....i've sussed out the bad contraceptive thing....

It's a government plot to stop intelligent responsible from reproducing. Morons and cretins etc. can't be bothered with the hassle and discomfort of "safer" sex so they just randomly produce moronic cretin babies.

And if you breed out the intelligent thinking people, the remaining population is much easier to manipulate and control.

What do you think? Sounds like sound CP plot to me........!

Ha....nuclear waste, oil spills, sounds like home. No seriously, how can we use this random pollution for our own benefit? I mean apart from genetically modifying tomatoes and soya and sheep.

Wah? Someone was processing nuclear stuff WITHOUT MY KNOWLEDGE?

Bastards. I like a good nuclear party as much as the next person. So even dodgy Rolls Royce executives don't invite me to their parties anymore.......I'm rejected by everyone nowadays.

No one loves me anymore. Not since my hair turned green and my skin began to glow......

Hmmmm......cyberpsycho world domination.......do you need and help? I breed cyberguineapigs. Can I help you take over the world?

I've told you, DON'T CALL ME CRAZY!!!!!!!

OR I'LL KILL YOU!!!!!!!!

Calm. Heal. Errrr....... thanks? I love you all too. What was it i wasn't supposed to feed? Oops.

Um, Chris, is that what you're using now? Can I suggest maybe not having sex is preferable to the ripping off of testicles........usually. Although I will admit some men have made me seriously consider the ripping thing.

Hiya, I'm new! So you see you WILL get newbies, I didn't even know about this site until Nails showed it to me earlier........ .....mmmm......where was I? *badgirl* Okay. Cool site, by the way. I like. I like the green. I talk too much. I'm still coming down after the Mirrorshades event last night......Anyway, hi, I'm Annie, I'm a girl, and my brain has been warped and twisted by unknown forces. Beware the forces. My destiny is forever to be rejected by my peers, spurned by the good-looking, ridiculed by the general public, perved over by strangely charismatic older men, coerced into drinking too much and talking fantastic and pointing my guns at people and sleeping on someone's floor and getting stepped on in the morning because someone wants to make coffee. This is how it will always be. This is my future. My existence. My purpose. By the way, I'm not crazy.