Warning! exposure to mort may lead to sideffects including, but not limited to, dizziness, confusion, short term memory loss, epileptic fits, insanity, insomnia, facial ticks, a strong sense of annoyance, kitten huffing addiction, a craving for chocolate, severe adrenaline overdose, logic deficiency, scurvy and/or fnord overload.<br /><br />(Not suitable for children under the age of ten. May contain traces amounts of sanity. May cause free will, consult your local government before use.)